The Science of Mayhem

[Lemon]

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Hello there, name's Balthazar Thawne. I am not crazy, you are crazy - or someone is at least. Okay, I am a little bit crazy *gulp*. But anyways, I am a businessman, and a scientist, and these are the mad scientist's diaries. To whomever found these I'd say - mind your own damn business, but since you're here, enjoy the journey I guess.

The Mission.

What do I and my crew of scientific misfits like? Evil. Death. War. Not in the boring, "I will shoot you in the face way and torture you way", no sir. What we like is to supply WAR and make it happen more often, more deadly, and do it under the peaceful guise of science *Laughs Maniacally*. We are true freelancers, we don't care who we supply, we just want to make sure they cause as much mayhem as possible in their area of operation.

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The Methods
Step one - Put up a friendly front. We are on a peaceful mission to save humanity afterall! That is very true. We just save humanity from living too long. But for some reason people don't like our noble mission. We still need to conduct our research to create destructive weapons under their noses don't we? So what do we do? We Pose as a freelance Science Vessel on a mission to save humanity. Apply for legal visas, promise great results to humanity, wamboozle governments so they let us supply both them and their enemies covertly through back channels.

Our vessel's transponder is FREELANCER and call sign Science.Research - a little bit on the nose? Well the authorities don't seem to be onto us just yet, so if it works why change it?

This is an example of a visa application our little operation submitted:

Our research will take a very long time to provide any tangible results, but when it does we will be able to benefit all humanity. The nearly constant volcanism and lava flows that Salme emits provide great insight into the history of the Galaxy, how local planets are formed - and should allow projects like terraforming, even potentially planet building possible.

This is geological research for the long run, and a few hundred years from now all humans in Sirius will be better off - including the coalition. We believe you should grant us passage as we are not affiliated with any faction, and allow us to analyze scientific data we manage to retrieve from the area.

The Production
Well, so we do research in obscure places, at destroyed planets and experiment with explosives and metals. But Balthie is a true scientist of mayhem, we want our tools of evil to be on all sorts of vessels spread across the galaxy that shoot each other - therefore we can't trust a third party with their production. We therefore employ a crew of beautifully psychopathic base building operators who create secret hidden Depots of war where we can research and produce our weapons in peace.

One such base has been secretly built up over the last few days and is already thriving.

I take pride in being a mad man of mayhem, but even I am not crazy enough to reveal it's location in a diary anyone can find. That's only on a need to know basis to fellow delicious psychopaths and fans of mayhem.

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