OS&C| Orbital Spa & Cruise - Flight Logs & Internal Communications

[The Stagecoach]

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* ID: Charles Boles
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Director Cross,

I've got a funny one for you. On my travels overnight I came across this destitute, absolutely filthy individual by the name of Riette. Anyways, this poor, very dirty.....thing......tried to claim they were staying on the Hawaii and I needed to show (him/her....it?) some respect. After I got done laughing at the sheer ridiculousness of it all. No seriously at one point they claimed that in addition to staying on the Hawaii, they had the President of Liberty with them. It was such an absurd notion I had to break them of their mirage and explain how we don't let people like them onto our Liners, and certainly not someone who is claiming to be with the president.

Anyways it didn't appreciate being told of their real status in the sector and claimed they would "file a complaint" although I doubt they have access to paper let alone a terminal, either way I thought I would let you know incase the complaint does make it to your desk you'll know not to waste any time thinking about it and send it straight into that black filing cabinet you call a trash can.

Regards,
Captain Boles

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[29.07.2020 04:18:43] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: What a hideous fucking ship.
[29.07.2020 04:27:45] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: So are you off your rag yet or are you still PMS'ing like a bitch?
[29.07.2020 04:28:03] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Nah, no PMS here. Just vibing.
[29.07.2020 04:29:06] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: so still PMS'ing, do me a favor, go eat some chocolate, it might make you a more pleasent person
[29.07.2020 04:29:16] /might/
[29.07.2020 04:29:42] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: I don't like chocolate, actually.
[29.07.2020 04:29:45] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: Or is the anger from that face you have to wake up with every day?
[29.07.2020 04:30:15] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Nah, that's just smug supremacy. You might not like my face, but I get to be reminded of the fact that I don't have
[29.07.2020 04:30:17] A.Mean.Comment: to go to work.
[29.07.2020 04:30:38] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: I'm sure someone somewhere would need a whore like you
[29.07.2020 04:30:55] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Ooh, spicy. Bringing out the big-boy words.
[29.07.2020 04:30:55] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: not that I would pay you, you'd have to pay me with a face like yours
[29.07.2020 04:31:09] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Whate~ver you say, chief.
[29.07.2020 04:31:45] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: I bet its your face
[29.07.2020 04:32:11] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Man, wouldn't it be cool if I shot these comm logs to Spa and Cruise?
[29.07.2020 04:32:19] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Wait, no. That would probably be shitty for you.
[29.07.2020 04:32:33] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: be my guest, you couldn't afford a ticket anyways
[29.07.2020 04:33:55] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: That's why I'm currently lounging in a suite on the Hawaii, right?
[29.07.2020 04:34:08] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Come on now. You've gotta' do better than that.
[29.07.2020 04:34:27] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: I'm sure you are, and I'm the King of Liberty
[29.07.2020 04:35:35] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: These holosculptures are really, really tacky. Why is President Jacobi in my room?
[29.07.2020 04:36:26] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: see, I told you there was /someone/ out there willing to sleep with someone as ugly as you, and they didn't even need a bag
[29.07.2020 04:36:28] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: for your face
[29.07.2020 04:37:04] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: You should get more creative with your insults. Saying the same thing isn't working.
[29.07.2020 04:37:19] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: Ah, but the truth is the best insult I could ever send your way
[29.07.2020 04:37:37] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: Insult all you want. Just remember that tomorrow, you're going to work.
[29.07.2020 04:38:01] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: ah, but see I love my job, so I've never worked a day in my life, something I don't think you'll ever find
[29.07.2020 04:38:15] 2020-07-29 04:38:15 SMT  Traffic control alert: OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach has requested to dock
[29.07.2020 04:38:17] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: I haven't worked a day in my life either. That's the point.
[29.07.2020 04:38:28] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: see, ugly and a bum
[29.07.2020 04:38:43] Auto-Buy(Shield Batteries): Bought 438 unit(s), cost: 87.600$
[29.07.2020 04:38:54] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: I don't think bums book stays on the Hawaii.
[29.07.2020 04:39:31] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: And seeing as I'm currently enjoying my stay -on- the Hawaii, well... The pieces all fall together.
[29.07.2020 04:39:50] OS&C|TE-The.Stagecoach: didn't you have an imganary president to be talking with?
[29.07.2020 04:40:09] A.Mean.Comment: Riette: I'm pretty sure a sculpture isn't imaginary, even if it's made of light.

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