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This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.
Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

Vorarbeiter James Hollywood

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Unionised Peoples of Syndicalist Advocacy

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To: People of the Union
From: Pacifica base, VIP HQ
Subject: RE: The way that things are standing.

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"Hah. I'm not gonna say I'm pleased with all of your answers but I guess this is as good as it gets. To answer ya question. Where was I; I was in Frankfurt durin' the beginnings of the war. Watchin' my brothers and sisters die for the ungrateful "allies" we once swore to destroy. Then I left. I got tired of us gettin' ambushed by Hessians while the Military just passed by not givin' a single damn about us. This ain't no love story. I did what was best for my crew."

"You mentioned one of my concerns. Pacifica is being put in great danger. Now... I know for a fact that we've put a lot of work Into that pile o' metal. It would be a shame for it to all go to waste. But then again, we must do what is best for its inhabitants. That bein' said. I would like to recommend a deconstruction of the base. It hurts for me to say this, yes. But I would much rather have the base deconstructed by us than a bunch of Libertonian Overlords. I recommend the workers to be moved somewhere else. Now... I must think about a safe place for us to move all the workers to. Pacifica ain't safe no more, that fo' sure. But we should discuss this somewhere else."

"One more thing. I moved my a*s from Texas. I parked the Black Arrow on Pacifica for the time being until we can assign some real work for it. With this message, I'm also callin' upon the Unioners that want to join me on a bit of an unusual operation."
"I'll await the bosses' permission so I can assign the squadrons to where they should be. For the time being. Peace."

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Always spare the last bullet for yourself.
James Hollywood.
Vorarbeiter, Pacifica Base.

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