The Remnant - Recruitment Relay

[Connor]

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Recipient(s): Cletus "Clay" Johnson
Sender: Hey It's me, Sam
Location: Buffalo Base, New York system

Cletus.

That's some no bullshit application right there. Straight to the point unlike the twats before you giving me some shit ass sob story. We like you. Heck even the boss likes you. Well there is some no life wannabe cool guy that said no. No one likes him as it is. He's the kinda retarded guy that sits in the corner with a dunce hat looking pretty dumb wondering about his life decisions whilst he plays with himself wishing he was somewhere better. His tiny pee pee is hilarious though. I think he got it from his mum. His mum, oh my god you should see her. She's so fat we took a picture of her last year and it's still printing in the printing machine! Hahaha!

Well, anyway you're in.

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His mum so far

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