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Recipient: Rheinland Kameraden
Employee Name: Will Berkins
Employee Dept.: Board of Directors

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Given that contact has already been opened with our company, thanks to our dutiful communications department, I will avoid the same level of introductory pompousness afforded to the Kameraden or the Büro by Mr. Bugler.

I will also refrain from mincing words, as we have said our hellos and our fanciful greetings.

Collectively, your Imperialist counterparts came to us with a deal, and there was a a breakdown in communications. We sincerely hope that you, collectively, are more reasonable as their direct competition, and understand that a civil war is a bloody, ugly, and generally horrid affair. The exact kind of horrid affair Cryer makes a mint off of mitigating the damage dealt by. With our relative unfamiliarity with Rheinland's political landscape, we have contacted the Kameraden, as well as the Rheinland United Republic's Ministry of Foreign Affairs simply for the sake of covering as many bases as possible. Please understand that while we are not a charity organization, we have a vested interest in assisting the Federalist-aligned components of Rheinland, given the proven unreasonability of the Kaiserreich's accounting and foreign affairs ministries at the very least.

As such, we would like to extend to you the same request as we have the United Republic's government proper:

How can we assist?

The limits on that should be plain, given our legal status in the Kaiserreich being, at the very least, hypothetically on the lawful end of things for the time being.

We look forward to hearing from you.

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