New Scotland Yard

[Agmen of Eladesor]

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From: Agmen of Eladesor
To: New Scotland Yard
Subject: Piracy in Cambridge

I wish to report that I was nearly the subject of a corsair pirate while attempting to dock at Cambridge. The perpetrator had a gunboat and was just sitting in orbit, demanding ransom from everyone that entered the system. Fortunately for me I had already engaged the mooring clamps and was able to miss him. However, I know there were others behind me that he extorted millions of credits from.

I have spent millions of credits in Bretonian space, and plan on spending millions more for ships and equipment. (I'm saving up for a Firefly.) I support law enforcement activities - I'm not a mercenary or even a simple trader - I'm a totally independant freelancer. I defend myself from attack by Red Hessians, Mollys, Outcasts, and other assorted annoyances. The crew of Battleship Suffolk can attest to the number of times I've stopped there, dropping them off.

I simply wish to report this crime, and to let you know that if any members of NSY need my assistance while I'm in system, I will gladly volunteer as is my civic duty and give it.

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Oh god... The end of days... Agmen agreed with me.