To: Señor Ladron | From: Jill Xi

[Pepe]

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Carrier ID: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Jill Xi, personalmente | Description: Research estación

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Research estación

Buenos dias, senora Xi. *heartbreaking Latino smile*

So, GMG are not letting you research in Sigmas? Of course they don't. They are afraid of science, stinky gas suckers.

We are not afraid to have your Research estación in our backyard. But... we would like something in return.

We have that radiation issue in Gamma, ya know. Best Imperial young pilots are dying of radiation after completing el Trial in the Malvada cloud. You can help with that, si? We would like them happy and healthy in their Titans, aiming at enemy, showing them their white Latino teeth. Could you cure them there and white their teeth?

Also... *downing his voice* We would like ones that didn't pass el Trial to not return home. Keeping them in our hospitals is very expensive.

Also... *downing his voice more* We would like pilots that you manage to cure to stay... well... sterile. We prefer our capable warriors to focus on combat, rather than thinking about their niñas pequeñas at home.

Also... *downing his voice down to whisper* Do you have some of those blue pills? My wife is not so good looking like before, but she's still very horny at warm Cretan nights. And maybe I spent too mucho time in Malvada cloud myself, ya know...

What do you think about all this?

*he pressed off button with his hairy macho hand. Button cracked, not being able to finish a thought: Caramba, Pepe has a small p...*

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