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---------------Welcome, Vorarbeiter ---------------

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This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.
Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

Vorarbeiter James Hollywood

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Unionised Peoples of Syndicalist Advocacy

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To: All active Unioners
From: Pacifica base, Bering system
Subject: As it stands.

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A man sitting on his leather chair is projected upon your screen. "A'ight listen up! This is how things are goin' recently."
He straightens his jacket, looking back into the camera. "Anyways. As much as I love sittin' back in my chair and not doin' anythin', just watchin' the numbers grow... That's not why I'm 'ere for. Like it or not we gotta do somethin'. At the moment our markets are as open as ever and our economy is bloomin'... So perhaps we shouldn't change anythin' there just yet. Tho somethin' we can do is focus on Bering a bit more... I'm therefore assignin' a snub squad to go patrol Bering. With this bein' said I have one particular Unioner scum in mind." He giggles slightly with his rough voice. "I'm talkin' to you, Niska. You're to lead a squadron in Bering for the time bein'. This might or might not be new to you. I don't really give a f*ck. You've been drafted boyo. Go put together a team and go shoot stuff down in Bering. You and your man will be well awarded. And who knows perhaps you'll EVEN make a name for yourself." He stands up moving closer to the camera. "As it is right now. We'll do something about the logistics so we can focus on multiple fronts soon. You should all expect some more jobs, missions, and... 'activities of interests' to be announced soon." The man salutes. "Peace."

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Always spare the last bullet for yourself.
James Hollywood.
Vorarbeiter, Pacifica base.

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