Vaughn & Bit - Neural Net

[Goliath]

Location: Liberty, New York

Terminal: FR-45-EEC2, Hangar 1

Recording: Kyle Vaughn and [ERR_F-YOU]

"Alright...it seems to be working. Say something. I need to check if the recording device can hear your speakers from all the way there."

"Vaughn is an idiot!"

"You get to record your words for the first time on a Neural Net and that is what you say. Really? You had some many subjects to pick.

"What would you have me say? You want me to be as boring and depressing as you? Oh! You want me to present the latest events that happened in the last 24 hours! Wooo! Some sorta'...personal journal!

But why would you do that?"

*sighs* Because one day we might not be here anymore. We might be somewhere else on our merry way, doing things that differ from now. Or maybe we die and need to leave something behind for our followers.

Depressing as ever. How YOU of you. Live every day as if it were your last, dammit! Smile! Be happy! Stop trying to give me your filthy sad emotions. It won't work.

What does work, however, is releasing that Azurite valve so I can have a fun time K-K-KILLING THOSE D-D-DAMN AR-S_S-E_H-OLE N-NAVY! -ah, uh. Did the terminal hear that?

It definitely did, you bug addled idiot. *chuckles* Anyway. How about we start this log with something nice? About a calm, relaxing flight we had on our way to...-

Yeah we have no "nice" things. What we DO have is lunatic Officer that tried to bribe you into getting his hands on my damn ship! A-A-AND Y-YOU N-NEARLY SOLD ME OUT YOU T-_T_R_AITOR-R-R!

You what?! I wasn't going to sell you out! You sucked too much money off my Bank Account. I can't just let you go. Besides, who would give out an unstable idiot like you? I'd get charged for murder the second I hand you over.

You care about the money you spent instead of me! How dare you?! That Navy was at least interested in me. Like. Genuine interest! Maybe I would've gotten to fly a Liberty Battlecruiser! O-or one of those fancy Atlantis Carriers!

Who cares about you more, Bit? The random Officer saying he is interested in your parts, or the Junker who fixes you every day, keeps you fed with Azurite - which by the way, you MENTIONED SEVERAL TIMES IN THAT CONVERSATION - and generally wants to make sure you don't fall in wrong hands.

You're such a child, sometimes.

You had to bring up the maintenance part, didn't you? Screw you...it's not like the Navy wouldn't find a way to also keep me working. I'm sure they are rich as hell. They could even improve me with some really COOL Nomad stuff. I'm basically working on Azurite. Might as well use Nomad guns.

And where would you find those? Are you mad? And do you realize we'd get hunted down by all House lawfuls? I'm barely keeping a legal front with you around while dealing with the Hackers. I don't want illegal weaponry to scream "Hey! I might be a Nomad plug! Come shoot me!".

Added to that, nobody even remotely knows how to keep you in one piece as I do. They don't have the schematics, or the knowledge to fix your hardware.

Sure, sure...whatever floats your boat. I guess it's always the same stalemate, no? You argue...I argue...nothing gets solved. We flood the chat with useless info...but you know what? I'm glad you didn't sell me out. How would I be able to watch the Navy get wiped as a Navy AI? That woulda' been ridiculous.

Can't even forgive them for what they did. I'd just suicide if I became one of them - if I could...

We...somehow said what there is to be said. Not in the most graceful way - or polite - . but we did it. *sighs* Please, stop with the "stalemate" shenanigans, though. Saying a simple "thank you" every now and then would solve them.

Anyway. Ending this log. Hopefully we'll do better next time. Well, hopefully YOU will do better next time.

D'aww...I hate you too shiny bearded man. Now please take a look under the hull. I think I'm dripping some coolant. I'm also going to shoot that terminal once you step away from it.

End Log|->Sent To Main Account

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