► Sender-ID: Zentor Velaryon
► Sender-ID-Code: =CR=Paparazzi
► Recipient-ID: Crayter First Fleet Command
► Source: Sabah Shipyard
► Encryption: Standard
This evening, whilst piloting the Gunship Berserker on my system patrol, a Freelancer criminal Charlie Jukins decided to try his luck in the capitol system of Coronado. He flew up and immediately pretended to be some kind of travelling trinket hawker whilst carrying a hold of black market light arms. We have standing orders to shoot this one on sight for aiding our enemies and I announced as much to the blithering fool who proceeded to whine and cry about the sad state he was in and how he totally wasn't a criminal. I announced engagement and opened fire. He ran immediately whilst flying a fighter and stayed just outside my thrusters range until his criminal partner "Apparition" appeared near the Cortez jump hole. By then I was joined by my compatriot, callsign "LazyBum" aboard his Nyx. Around the same time, an Auxesian entered the system as well as a Crayter citizen flying a fighter "Sad-1". Quite the crowd it would seem. We caught up to Jukins at the hole and engaged him, once again dancing for his life while the rest looked on.
Eventually sensing he had an opportunity, "Apparaition" entered the fray trying to assist his buddy. The Crayter citizen standing by offered his assistance to which we agreed and it became a foray. The two criminals made minimal impact and eventually ran to the Cortez jump hole and fled the system.
It should be noted, "Apparition" returned later to Sabah, announced himself and immmediately fled like a child playing tag begging us to give chase. To think the Crayter military has to deal with such weasels...
Comms Log:
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[31.10.2020 03:27:33] Charlie.Jukins: Ah, Hello!
[31.10.2020 03:27:51] Charlie.Jukins: I got another deal for you unfun Crayter fellows.
[31.10.2020 03:27:55] Charlie.Jukins: Care to hear?
[31.10.2020 03:28:07] =CR=FV-Berserker: Freelancer Jukins, you are wanted by the Crayter Republic
[31.10.2020 03:28:12] Charlie.Jukins: I am?
[31.10.2020 03:28:22] Charlie.Jukins: Well, thats suprising.
[31.10.2020 03:28:27] Charlie.Jukins: What for exactly?
[31.10.2020 03:28:38] =CR=FV-Berserker: my orders are to engage on sight. Of course this is made easier by the contraband in your hold
[31.10.2020 03:28:48] Charlie.Jukins: Contraband?
[31.10.2020 03:28:57] Charlie.Jukins: I do not understand, these are toy guns.
[31.10.2020 03:29:03] =CR=FV-Berserker: Blackmarket light arms
[31.10.2020 03:29:10] Charlie.Jukins: No no, you are mistaken.
[31.10.2020 03:29:29] =CR=FV-Berserker: before i execute my orders, what is your deal
[31.10.2020 03:29:38] Charlie.Jukins: What do you mean?
[31.10.2020 03:29:46] =CR=FV-Berserker: You said you had a deal
[31.10.2020 03:29:51] Charlie.Jukins: Oh right!
[31.10.2020 03:29:53] Charlie.Jukins: Yes!
[31.10.2020 03:30:01] Charlie.Jukins: I am a travelling salesman, if you do not know.
[31.10.2020 03:30:15] Charlie.Jukins: So, today, I am selling toy guns.
[31.10.2020 03:30:44] Charlie.Jukins: You know, ones that young children might play with.
[31.10.2020 03:30:47] =CR=FV-Berserker: uh huh. well by the orders I am given, you are hereby sentenced to termination
[31.10.2020 03:31:03] =CR=FV-Berserker: Guns hot, batteries away
[31.10.2020 03:31:07] Charlie.Jukins: That seems awefully harsh for a simple
[31.10.2020 03:31:11] Charlie.Jukins: Salesman.
[31.10.2020 03:33:44] Charlie.Jukins: Don't you think execution is a bit harsh?
[31.10.2020 03:33:52] =CR=FV-Berserker: Orders are orders
[31.10.2020 03:34:02] Charlie.Jukins: Are you saying you have no morals?
[31.10.2020 03:37:22] Charlie.Jukins: Do you know how hard it is to make money as a travelling salesman?
[31.10.2020 03:37:37] =CR=FV-Berserker: must be miserable
[31.10.2020 03:37:42] Charlie.Jukins: It is very hard.
[31.10.2020 03:38:06] =CR=FV-Berserker: next time don't piss off the CR
[31.10.2020 03:38:13] Charlie.Jukins: I am innocent.
[31.10.2020 03:38:21] =CR=FV-Berserker: unlikely
[31.10.2020 03:38:25] Charlie.Jukins: I have not done anything wrong.
[31.10.2020 03:38:53] A/)-Arae.3: Anyone seen some Gateway monarchist tyrants?
[31.10.2020 03:39:00] Charlie.Jukins: No, I have not.
[31.10.2020 03:39:03] A/)-Arae.3: Unfortunate.
[31.10.2020 03:39:12] =CR=FV-Berserker: Velaryon: Negative Auxesian
[31.10.2020 03:39:33] A/)-Arae.3: Good-good.
[31.10.2020 03:39:43] A/)-Arae.3: Can't let those Brets' expand.
[31.10.2020 03:39:50] =CR=FV-Berserker: Velaryon: do you suggest that traders are tyrants?
[31.10.2020 03:40:02] A/)-Arae.3: What did I say?
[31.10.2020 03:40:20] A/)-Arae.3: Please, do tell me. What did I say?
[31.10.2020 03:40:20] =CR=FV-Berserker: Velaryon: Gateway monarchist tyrants
[31.10.2020 03:40:31] A/)-Arae.3: Yes. Decypher the meaning.
[31.10.2020 03:40:41] =CR=Lazy.Bum: yo
[31.10.2020 03:40:45] =CR=Lazy.Bum: you need help?
[31.10.2020 03:40:46] =CR=FV-Berserker: get to cortez hole
[31.10.2020 03:40:57] =CR=Lazy.Bum: roger
[31.10.2020 03:41:32] =CR=FV-Berserker: Velaryon: Auxesian vessel why the hostility towards my ship and crew? We repeated your words
[31.10.2020 03:41:38] A/)-Arae.3: What?
[31.10.2020 03:41:45] A/)-Arae.3: I am not being hostile, pilot.
[31.10.2020 03:41:55] Sad-1: Greetings
[31.10.2020 03:41:58] A/)-Arae.3: Salut.
[31.10.2020 03:42:05] =CR=FV-Berserker: I merely asked you to clarify why you believe Gateway traders to be tyrants
[31.10.2020 03:42:14] A/)-Arae.3: I did not call them tyrants.
[31.10.2020 03:42:15] Charlie.Jukins: These Crayter are overly hostile, I am just a small time trader, and I apparently was marked for death.
[31.10.2020 03:42:18] =CR=FV-Berserker: Greetings Sad-1
[31.10.2020 03:42:22] A/)-Arae.3: Marked for death for what?
[31.10.2020 03:42:27] Charlie.Jukins: I was not told.
[31.10.2020 03:42:39] A/)-Arae.3: At least we know where the Kingdom of Gallia went.
[31.10.2020 03:43:10] =CR=FV-Berserker: Charlie Jukins is hostile kill on sight. await me
[31.10.2020 03:43:12] A/)-Arae.3: Hang on --- aren't you...
[31.10.2020 03:43:14] =CR=Lazy.Bum: Charlie is hostile
[31.10.2020 03:43:14] A/)-Arae.3: Hm.
[31.10.2020 03:43:25] Charlie.Jukins: Hm?
[31.10.2020 03:43:28] =CR=Lazy.Bum: he's about to jump though
[31.10.2020 03:43:29] A/)-Arae.3: Aren't you the one that supposedly heard these Crayter say they were scouting Technocrat space?
[31.10.2020 03:43:43] Charlie.Jukins: No? I don't believe that was me.
[31.10.2020 03:43:44] =CR=FV-Berserker: hang on
[31.10.2020 03:43:59] A/)-Arae.3: Hm. Ah well.
[31.10.2020 03:44:07] A/)-Arae.3: Guess I'll have to find him and pay him.
[31.10.2020 03:44:15] =CR=FV-Berserker: Charlie Jukins, your last warning, leave at once or face destruction
[31.10.2020 03:44:20] Charlie.Jukins: Well, I could help you find him.
[31.10.2020 03:44:30] Charlie.Jukins: But, could you explain to me why I must leave?
[31.10.2020 03:44:34] =CR=FV-Berserker: Auxesian I would love to converse with you further but I have justice to serve
[31.10.2020 03:44:34] =CR=Lazy.Bum: Charlie, you are a wanted man by CR
[31.10.2020 03:44:39] Charlie.Jukins: What have I done?
[31.10.2020 03:44:49] =CR=FV-Berserker: Aiding the enemy
[31.10.2020 03:44:53] Charlie.Jukins: Hm?
[31.10.2020 03:44:55] Charlie.Jukins: What enemy?
[31.10.2020 03:45:01] =CR=Lazy.Bum: Since you helped the Enclave and destroyed CR ships
[31.10.2020 03:45:10] Sad-1: Eh ?
[31.10.2020 03:45:11] Charlie.Jukins: I don't recall?
[31.10.2020 03:45:23] =CR=FV-Berserker: The jump hole is there, go ahead and run
[31.10.2020 03:45:28] =CR=Lazy.Bum: We do
[31.10.2020 03:45:34] =CR=FV-Berserker: Show your face again and your space dust
[31.10.2020 03:45:50] =CR=FV-Berserker: you have 15 seconds to comply
[31.10.2020 03:45:51] Charlie.Jukins: Well, perhaps you are mistaken, you seem to be very hostile for seemingly no reason.
[31.10.2020 03:45:54] =CR=Lazy.Bum: we don't have a short memory as you do
[31.10.2020 03:46:04] Charlie.Jukins: Well, I would love to see some kind of report.
[31.10.2020 03:46:05] =CR=FV-Berserker: 5
[31.10.2020 03:46:11] Apparition: Oh boy.
[31.10.2020 03:46:12] =CR=FV-Berserker: Open fire
[31.10.2020 03:46:16] A/)-Arae.3: You're not even going to arrest him?
[31.10.2020 03:46:21] Sad-1: bad dream
[31.10.2020 03:46:22] =CR=Lazy.Bum: oh boy
[31.10.2020 03:46:27] Apparition: Crayter!
[31.10.2020 03:46:34] Apparition: I wanted to say thanks for that fantastic decree!
[31.10.2020 03:46:43] Apparition: Can I get a copy framed?
[31.10.2020 03:46:43] Charlie.Jukins: All this for a small time trader?
[31.10.2020 03:46:51] A/)-Arae.3: What is it with Freelancers and buzzing around here?
[31.10.2020 03:46:55] =CR=Lazy.Bum: Apparition, you are also the enemy of the Crayter Republic
[31.10.2020 03:47:00] Apparition: Love you to.
[31.10.2020 03:47:04] Sad-1: Poor Freelancer
[31.10.2020 03:47:10] Apparition: Not really.
[31.10.2020 03:47:15] Apparition: I get paid quite a lot.
[31.10.2020 03:47:25] =CR=Lazy.Bum: you sold your soul to the devil
[31.10.2020 03:47:28] Sad-1: Im sad for you
[31.10.2020 03:47:30] Charlie.Jukins: What?
[31.10.2020 03:47:31] Apparition: Nah.
[31.10.2020 03:47:40] =CR=Lazy.Bum: helping enclaves
[31.10.2020 03:47:45] Apparition: Whats the point of living if you don't get paid for it.
[31.10.2020 03:47:50] Charlie.Jukins: As I said I don't remember that.
[31.10.2020 03:47:58] Apparition: And paid well, if I remember.
[31.10.2020 03:47:59] Sad-1: Small brain
[31.10.2020 03:48:00] =CR=Lazy.Bum: who you know slaughtered many of your friends
[31.10.2020 03:48:03] Charlie.Jukins: I would love to see some kind of report on the matter.
[31.10.2020 03:48:18] Apparition: Crayter isn't known for their sensibilities.
[31.10.2020 03:48:26] Charlie.Jukins: Seems like it.
[31.10.2020 03:48:39] Apparition: I mean Tau 44, why the hell are y'all there.
[31.10.2020 03:48:54] Apparition: It's only a matter of time.
[31.10.2020 03:49:03] =CR=FV-Berserker: lets take charlie, ignore app
[31.10.2020 03:49:20] =CR=Lazy.Bum: alright, i'm losing my patience
[31.10.2020 03:49:25] =CR=Lazy.Bum: All ships, fire at Charlie.Jukins.
[31.10.2020 03:49:39] Apparition: Aww, none for me?
[31.10.2020 03:49:39] Charlie.Jukins: Isn't this a bit much?
[31.10.2020 03:49:46] Sad-1: give him a duel ?
[31.10.2020 03:49:51] =CR=Lazy.Bum: sure
[31.10.2020 03:49:53] Charlie.Jukins: I'm just a trader!
[31.10.2020 03:50:46] =CR=FV-Berserker: what a waste of oxygen
[31.10.2020 03:50:52] Charlie.Jukins: Harsh.
[31.10.2020 03:51:08] =CR=FV-Berserker: The coward flees
[31.10.2020 03:51:15] Charlie.Jukins: I haven't left yet.
[31.10.2020 03:51:17] A/)-Arae.3: They're just civvies...
[31.10.2020 03:51:19] Apparition: I mean your sending a gunship after him.
[31.10.2020 03:51:28] Apparition: What do you expect.
[31.10.2020 03:51:55] A/)-Arae.3: I'll be honest, if you're going to smack some misbehaving civvies, actually do it.
[31.10.2020 03:52:08] Apparition: They haven't got the balls.
[31.10.2020 03:52:49] Charlie.Jukins: Well, I guess you wont let this go
[31.10.2020 03:53:01] =CR=Lazy.Bum: you can surrender
[31.10.2020 03:53:06] Charlie.Jukins: Nonsense.
[31.10.2020 03:53:10] Charlie.Jukins: Why would I.
[31.10.2020 03:53:19] Charlie.Jukins: I've done nothign wrong
[31.10.2020 03:53:34] =CR=FV-Berserker: your lies will not save u
[31.10.2020 03:53:56] Charlie.Jukins: But, if you insist on shooting me, I will shoot back.
[31.10.2020 03:53:56] =CR=Lazy.Bum: well, you broke crayer law, destroyed our ships, harmed our people
[31.10.2020 03:53:58] A/)-Arae.3: Blegh, my filter got clogged for a moment.
[31.10.2020 03:54:03] Apparition: What's next, a cruiser? A Carrier?
[31.10.2020 03:54:04] =CR=Lazy.Bum: maybe you don't think you did anything wrong
[31.10.2020 03:54:05] =CR=Lazy.Bum: We do
[31.10.2020 03:54:08] A/)-Arae.3: How many times are you going to warn them.
[31.10.2020 03:54:11] A/)-Arae.3: You said you were engaging.
[31.10.2020 03:54:13] A/)-Arae.3: Do it already.
[31.10.2020 03:54:16] A/)-Arae.3: I want to watch the show.
[31.10.2020 03:54:31] A/)-Arae.3: *cough* 'eck sake, crappy filter.
[31.10.2020 03:54:37] Apparition: I think he doesn't think he did anything wrong because the Crayter Republic is nothing but a failed attempt at a house.
[31.10.2020 03:54:37] Charlie.Jukins: Well, I guess I'll give a good show.
[31.10.2020 03:54:48] Apparition: Just a thought.
[31.10.2020 03:54:53] =CR=FV-Berserker: stay in close to me
[31.10.2020 03:55:42] Apparition: Perhaps you should let them duel.
[31.10.2020 03:55:46] Apparition: Like the good ol' days.
[31.10.2020 03:55:52] A/)-Arae.3: Maybe you should help your partner in crime.
[31.10.2020 03:56:00] Apparition: I don't know about Partner.
[31.10.2020 03:56:09] A/)-Arae.3: Well... your associate in crime.
[31.10.2020 03:56:37] Apparition: Eh.
[31.10.2020 03:56:50] Sad-1: Eh.
[31.10.2020 03:56:55] Apparition: If I see an opening I may take it.
[31.10.2020 03:57:39] Apparition: Openings are easy to hit.
[31.10.2020 03:58:52] Apparition: Hey Crayter, why don't you ease off with the Gunboat hmm?
[31.10.2020 03:59:01] A/)-Arae.3: I wish some Maltese degenerate would show up or something, this is dreadfully boring.
[31.10.2020 03:59:07] =CR=FV-Berserker: why don't you ease off your comms
[31.10.2020 03:59:10] Apparition: Nah.
[31.10.2020 03:59:17] Sad-1: That rude
[31.10.2020 03:59:27] Apparition: Oh an opening.
[31.10.2020 03:59:37] Sad-1: opening ?
[31.10.2020 03:59:38] A/)-Arae.3: *cough*
[31.10.2020 04:00:06] Apparition: I guess the time for talking is over. It's time to push buttons!
[31.10.2020 04:00:17] Sad-1: Whoa
[31.10.2020 04:00:18] A/)-Arae.3: You fly with buttons? Damn.
[31.10.2020 04:00:25] Sad-1: Yeah
[31.10.2020 04:00:26] Apparition: Its a novel concept.
[31.10.2020 04:00:34] Sad-1: i love him
[31.10.2020 04:00:38] A/)-Arae.3: I'm more of a stick man myself.
[31.10.2020 04:00:44] A/)-Arae.3: Heard people who fly with a steering wheel though.
[31.10.2020 04:01:31] Sad-1: Whoa that rude for Lazy
[31.10.2020 04:01:43] Sad-1: I should help him ?
[31.10.2020 04:02:16] =CR=FV-Berserker: sad you can engage our foes
[31.10.2020 04:02:24] Sad-1: Well
[31.10.2020 04:02:27] Sad-1: Weapon hot !
[31.10.2020 04:06:25] A/)-Arae.3: Uh oh.
[31.10.2020 04:06:31] A/)-Arae.3: Partner in crime was left behind.
[31.10.2020 04:06:36] A/)-Arae.3: For those we leave behind then.
[31.10.2020 04:07:57] Apparition: oops.
[31.10.2020 04:08:10] =CR=Lazy.Bum: hostile has fled
[31.10.2020 04:08:17] =CR=Lazy.Bum: area clear
[31.10.2020 04:08:33] =CR=FV-Berserker: Roger
[31.10.2020 04:08:36] =CR=Lazy.Bum: Sad, thank you for the help
[31.10.2020 04:08:42] =CR=FV-Berserker: Sad-1 we thank you for your assistance
