Xeno Alliance communications (iRP) (FO)

[Hemlocke]

☠ Incoming transmission.
☠ Signal source: Ouray Base, Colorado
☠ Opening audio recording...

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Sender: Adherent Joseph King
Recipient: Xeno Alliance Communications
Subject: Home Pasture Slugfest

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....Today I returned to my home alongside Ridgenose and a couple spitfires he picked up along the way, Haylock was a pretty nasty devil, but that's not the point. We encountered some of them froggie f*cks from across the border talking with the new Navy shmucks in town. I mentioned how strange it was for the Navy to be conversing in a friendly manner with foreign terrorists, however, they made their intent clear when they said they hate Xenos far more, and proceeded to open fire on us alongside the frogs.

....Naturally, I'm a tad riled up from that, however, I was able to keep the two bombers at bay while the spitfires and Ridgenose saw to the two fighters from either side of the blue green trust fund, and under Ridgenose' command I promptly pulled off to aid in taking out the Navy's gunship. After the fairly cinematic capture of the gunboat's destruction, we mopped up the bombers I had been keeping busy, at which point one of said bombers went out like a b*tch and dove the planet to avoid the humiliation of being shot down by the banjo players, as they said roughly 17 times. Relevant information is enclosed, ain't got much else for ya.

"Bull"

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Visual Evidence

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Audio Evidence

[01.11.2020 18:07:56] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Don't look at me, herr Lightbass. I'm just a dockworker in a ramshackle rig.
[01.11.2020 18:08:05] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: We are more diplomatic than that
[01.11.2020 18:08:05] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: That's the Gruppenfuhrer's call.
[01.11.2020 18:08:15] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: I hear the banjos again.
[01.11.2020 18:08:23] XA-Bull: The Navy not shooting terrorists on sight, that's a new one.
[01.11.2020 18:08:28] 46th|Tilt: Well, Liberty has it's fair share or xenophoby
[01.11.2020 18:08:31] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Bully!
[01.11.2020 18:08:50] UN|Stoppable: Xenos.
[01.11.2020 18:09:04] UN|Stoppable: Say... Navy who do you hate more. Us or a Xeno?
[01.11.2020 18:09:28] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Three ways always tend to become more... political
[01.11.2020 18:09:29] 46th|Tilt: You see, I was in the process of finding that out, but you seem so nice for terrorists
[01.11.2020 18:09:30] XA-Bull: I'll gladly put any of you in the dirt.
[01.11.2020 18:09:33] Reichsbahn-Class.52: The Scrapworking dock makers or the duct tape brigade?
[01.11.2020 18:09:51] 46th|Tilt: We of the 46th are not trigger first questions second
[01.11.2020 18:10:02] XA-Bull: Don't think you understand the job of the Navy chief
[01.11.2020 18:10:08] 46th|Tilt: I even counseled a rogue out of his criminal ways once
[01.11.2020 18:10:12] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: I wouldn't say we're *friendly* per say. Just charismatic.
[01.11.2020 18:10:21] UN|Stoppable: Shush terrorist. This is a man of culture.
[01.11.2020 18:10:27] UN|Stoppable: Proceed, officer.
[01.11.2020 18:10:27] Henry.Willis: heading to houston
[01.11.2020 18:10:28] 46th|Tilt: Wasn't talking to you, xeno
[01.11.2020 18:10:32] XA-Bull: Why don't you make me
[01.11.2020 18:10:45] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: *laughs over the banging and yelling of the pilots in his hold.*
[01.11.2020 18:10:46] David.Haylock: Or make me!
[01.11.2020 18:10:46] XA-Bull: oh right, you're talking shit in a bomber.
[01.11.2020 18:10:51] David.Haylock: What are we talking about?
[01.11.2020 18:10:54] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Xeno I've got some cookies here you want one
[01.11.2020 18:11:00] David.Haylock: Sure
[01.11.2020 18:11:01] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: God, the banjos are back, and twice as loud!
[01.11.2020 18:11:04] Henry.Willis: Yeah, what are we talking about?
[01.11.2020 18:11:08] UN|Stoppable: Somone wanted to be made?
[01.11.2020 18:11:16] 46th|Tilt: now this is downright funny
[01.11.2020 18:11:52] David.Haylock: What? no cookies?
[01.11.2020 18:12:00] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Nein, just brauts.
[01.11.2020 18:12:14] Henry.Willis: I'd like some cookies.
[01.11.2020 18:12:20] UN|Stoppable: So would I.
[01.11.2020 18:12:33] David.Haylock: 46th said he had some
[01.11.2020 18:12:33] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: AWWWWW dam I've eaten em all
[01.11.2020 18:12:41] David.Haylock: Woah!
[01.11.2020 18:12:56] UN|Stoppable: Who wishes for a cookie?
[01.11.2020 18:12:56] 46th|Tilt: What a nice crowded day to decide on flying my fighter instead of the overlord eh?
[01.11.2020 18:12:59] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: These brauts are nothing to scoff at, herr Libertarians.
[01.11.2020 18:13:09] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Tonians?
[01.11.2020 18:13:10] XA-Ridgenose: 46th is probs going for Noms
[01.11.2020 18:13:13] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Ech. Either way.
[01.11.2020 18:13:24] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: *Germanic munching noises*
[01.11.2020 18:13:45] 46th|Tilt: Oh man, I need coffee for this
[01.11.2020 18:13:52] XA-Bull: Well, time to pop the rainbow terries from frogville
[01.11.2020 18:14:01] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Right. Round table. We give them the stuff they ask ja?
[01.11.2020 18:14:02] David.Haylock: Yeah, what he said
[01.11.2020 18:14:05] XA-Bull: Horns nice and sharpened, let's get it
[01.11.2020 18:14:08] XA-Bull: Charging phasers
[01.11.2020 18:14:08] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: ...What?
[01.11.2020 18:14:08] 46th|Tilt: Rheinlanders, do you have any coffee maybe? Mine's out
[01.11.2020 18:14:13] XA-Bull: bring em' down
[01.11.2020 18:14:14] XA-Ridgenose: Well look what i stumbled onto.
[01.11.2020 18:14:16] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Sounds like action time.
[01.11.2020 18:14:19] XA-Ridgenose: This should be fun.
[01.11.2020 18:14:24] Henry.Willis: Yeah, lets get going.
[01.11.2020 18:14:25] 46th|Tilt: oh dam
[01.11.2020 18:14:28] David.Haylock: Good. Lets get them!
[01.11.2020 18:14:33] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Alright thats it!
[01.11.2020 18:14:35] XA-Ridgenose: Arming weapons.
[01.11.2020 18:14:36] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: So, herr Navy. Shall we fight your battle with you?
[01.11.2020 18:14:41] Henry.Willis: Lets make this quick.
[01.11.2020 18:14:52] XA-Ridgenose: focusing the bomber first?
[01.11.2020 18:14:58] David.Haylock: Get Wilheim first
[01.11.2020 18:15:18] 46th|Tilt: Hostile in range, target aquired
[01.11.2020 18:15:19] 46th|Tilt: Target locked, engaging.
[01.11.2020 18:15:23] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Xenos prepare to be shot
[01.11.2020 18:15:31] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Powering weapons
[01.11.2020 18:15:31] David.Haylock: I am prepared
[01.11.2020 18:15:34] 46th|Tilt: Prioritize Xenos
[01.11.2020 18:15:41] XA-Ridgenose: You shoot us over the Unioners?
[01.11.2020 18:15:42] 46th|LNS-Zephyr: Engaging
[01.11.2020 18:15:44] XA-Ridgenose: Wow.
[01.11.2020 18:15:53] 46th|Tilt: We hate you n=more
[01.11.2020 18:15:58] XA-Ridgenose: Guess we are the only thing keeping the borders secure.
[01.11.2020 18:18:07] XA-Ridgenose: Right.
[01.11.2020 18:18:12] XA-Ridgenose: Blast that gunship.
[01.11.2020 18:18:19] UN|Wilhelm.Rosenberg: Mein Gott! The banjos! They're getting loude-*static*
[01.11.2020 18:21:43] XA-Ridgenose: Right.
[01.11.2020 18:21:48] XA-Ridgenose: Where were we?
[01.11.2020 18:22:57] TS-"Pride.of.Ageira": Johnny: Ah, my sensors lights are glowing red, like crazy. It seems to be a party here?
[01.11.2020 18:23:23] XA-Ridgenose: Just garbage disposal.
[01.11.2020 18:23:25] Reichsbahn-Class.52: Come on boogersnots!
[01.11.2020 18:23:30] XA-Ridgenose: Nothing more.
[01.11.2020 18:23:51] XA-Ridgenose: Huh.
[01.11.2020 18:23:51] David.Haylock: Sad
[01.11.2020 18:23:58] TS-"Pride.of.Ageira": Johnny: *he smiles* I see. Well, Junkers will have some work to do afterwards

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