Today I was flying thru the puny land of Rhineland, lookin for som' good crops. Made a few good men go to their maker while I was a piratin' until I tried to hit the Trade Lane to Planet Berlin. I dunno what got inta the Lane, but I got a stuck and lost all me bounty. Tell ya what mate, that be a great way t' make a pirate angry. So seein on the long range the Sin Tech ship and nobody about to help it, I went to investigate. Well I of course had teh little pesky maggots they call police and Rhineland Navy shootin' all 'round. Couldn't hurt ol' Cid tho'. I was a playin with them, after seein that the Sin Tech ship was a bit mo' than I be wantin to attack till the pests were gone. I concentrated my fire on them lil' buggers. Alas to mesurprise the Sin Tech hails me. I had told them I'd be around. They says something like stop killin', like I'm a gonna do that, HAR! If'n I don't they gonna make me pay wif' M' life. Well that got me a thinkin'. I better take that thing down for a moment. As I turn and open fire, my ONYXes lighting the shield up, but not havin much affect, I must say. To my delight, a RM Identified as GB of RM Jessica, come out an start yappin' about stop fightin'. I of course turned and immediately open fire on the pesky RM. Ah have to say that the next few moments are a bit of a blur, but it got warm all over, and then I was back at base, ready to go out and do it again. Needen some missiles I think tho. Maybe a good mine or two as well. Anyhow, I dunno if they think me gone or what, but ScarrD Cid gets another scar today, and another name to add to the list to Die.
Well Cap'n. That be my tale. Until then, I hope you get a good laugh here, I did. Now they gonna die like dogs.
