Conspiracy Nutcase Hacking The News Network!

[Colony News Service]

Gallic News Service

743 AGS Wednesday, December 2nd
1200 New Paris Time

THE TRUTH

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	743 AGS - Are corporations our friends? Hint: They’re not.

The Government wants to silence you!

[UNKNOWN] - Bonjour mes amis! I have interrupted this broadcast to bring you a special news bulletin that our government doesn’t want you to know about! Did you know the former Council is backing the Hessians to block our trade to Rheinland? Oui oui! I saw it with my own deux eyes! A battleship entered the Aveyron Nebula just last Tuesday! What more evidence do you need? Meanwhile the Royal Enclave has snuck the king back into power, ruling from the shadows with eyes glowing purple! He is possessed I tell you! And not only that, but the entire government is corrupt! “Reformation” Hah. You all better all be prepared my brothers and sisters, the worst is yet to come! We have to protect our loved ones! Whatever you do, don’t drink the wine from New Paris. They have laced it with microchips they will use to control your body. A little cooperation project of our ‘beloved’ government and Auxesia! I hope you all enjoyed my little segment of truth, until we meet again! Mak. E.