Hello, chaps. We sent you a message over 11 days ago. Yesterday we asked about its status, but the only word in response that we got was "beans". We are at a loss about how this should be interpreted. When we asked if there was someone else who could replace one of the two representatives who has left on a break, we got no response. We have started to worry that our good friends have become unwell or might be in danger. The Queen is preparing to direct our Dunkirk printers towards New York to reestablish order in case our friends have descended into disarray.