So what was your best piracy encounter? (both from pirates and those halted)

[Machelvanius]

I was stopped by a pirate. I was empty.

He told me:
"Tell me a joke or pay 1 million credits."

I said:
"I'll tell you joke!"

He said:
"It better be funny or else!"

I said:
"Two pirates walked into a bar. . . "
"you'd think one of them would have warned the other there was a bar there."

He said:
"That's not funny."
A long silence
"You can move along now!"

I survived with all my credits. . .

That was hilarious. I had a laugh on that one for a while.

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THE IMBALANCE OF POWER is a construct of THE MIND systemic to the reactions between the subjects of the system. POWER is given by those who acknowledge such power. REFUSAL to acknowledge power removes that power for THE REBEL; however, it produces anomalies in interactions throughout the system. These ANOMOLIES cause the UNPREDICTABLE nature of the system that all users CRAVE.