Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Ensign Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Battleship Harlow, Salisbury system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]Today I moved up from New London, through Leeds to the Edinburgh system to start my patrol of the system. Once there I set my waypoints up in a triangle formation (Planet Gaia and Luxury Liner Shetland, Planet Ayr and Perth Station, and then Aberdeen Border Station and back to New London) and began my patrol.

While at Shetland, running some scans of the area for any unregistered ships, a small freighter appeared on my sensors. When it got closer, a scan revealed it to be a Junker Camara carrying Black Market Munitions. I checked the neural net for what action to take, and saw that they could be carried with a license (later I learned that Junkers were unable to obtain one of these licenses). I asked him if he had a license, and he told me he did not, so I asked for him to drop the cargo.

It seems he never intended to comply, for after running an illegal scan of my ship he said "You can't stop me" and started to cruise away. I pursued, but he ran to the Gaian installation in the area, Islay. After this, I completed my patrol and finally decided to change my Starkiller for a cruise disruptor. Seems there's no point in having the punch to deal with ships if they can run at any given time.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.