Pirates of Space: Message Dump

[Maximus Darkskull]

Pirates of Space

FROM: Maximus Darkskull
TO: Pirates
SUBJECT: Raid

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On 'er maiden voyage I took me schooner on a ride in Liberty. First we got some farts from some fancy folk in Pennsylvania, USV-Bridgeport and OS&C|ONE-Beefmaster and got a full cargohold o' farts for free!


Then me boat partnered to the sky with another gentleman o' fortune - Axolotol, an' two freelancers, Marek an' Ajcemkvajsen. They show promise an' fer a small cash money 'elped our 'onest craft. First we blasted to 'ell a trader that there just wouldn't talk to us or pay, Andrusha.


An' then we ran into some fancypants Ageira corporate types. Let me tell ye - them fuckin' tryhard corporate types with their fancy equipment was a little too much fer us unarmored 'onest spacesea fairers an' two freelancer rookies.


Not sure what them fancy boxes they were hauling were, they seemed expensive! And a little too well escorted.


Maximus Darkskull
Pirate

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