To: Corsair Empire communications network

[Pepe]

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Carrier ID: Pepe "El Comisario" Ladron | Carrier: Corsair Imperial channel | Description: Order

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Order things

Caramba hermanos... What are you talking about? *stands up, making many happy moments to his chair*

"Order vessels do not shoot Corsair vessels, unless in self-defence?"
What self-defence? Why would a Corsair shoot at Order? Who ordered THAT?

"hostile relations won't be forgotten?"
Order still exists simply because they have never been hostile to us. They have mucho enemies already, same as us. I'd have Golanski's cojones decorating my cockpit mirror together with el picture of Santa Muerte! Of course I'd have to be very careful not to kiss wrong one when I pray before el battle.

"lost friends and family to the Order?"
Si? Can you show me someone who lost friends and family to the Order?

"not bring our shiny artifacts through the Order-controlled space?"
Hahaha... Good old Golanski... he was joking. Order-controlled something, aaahahahaha!

"Order offers to buy them from us for pesetas?"
Caramba, I'd like to see that, hahahaha. Tell him we agree and to bring his money, hahahaha!

Look, hermanos... now seriously. There is no war with Order. There never was. What war? What treaty? They kissed few communistic butts, ok, ok, bien. If we see them doing it, they will have to kiss more things and I'm not talking about our cheeks.

If you see a Nomad, simply group with Order and enjoy in fried calamari for dinner. Same thing if you see a Core, except we don't eat people any more. Ok, maybe just a leg or something.

And don't let Golanski enter your young empty heads. What do you think, how did he survive all those years surrounded by Nomads, not to mention he returned alive from the battle over Toledo?


*he pressed off button with his hairy macho hand. Button cracked and died thinking: What a wisdom. What a macho.*

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