Liberty Marshals Service | Reporting Center

[Stewgar]

Liberty Police Department
Marshals Service

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Report - Them Golden Kusasian Girls!!!

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Information regarding you Surname: Rover Name: Hank Ship name: Hank's_Fix'n_Service (You break em, we fix em!) Information regarding the incident Identification: Man, I'unno! I dun be a little dr... erm... I was under the influence of er... water, heardy! I think one of dem called the'self GC-Tsubame and GC-Komadori. Ship class: Kusari! Law being broken: I ain't read'n no laws! Perty sure they added someth'n in this drank tho! System: New York Evidence: https://i.imgur.com/ZyDVEQT.png Briefly explain what happened I dun meeted dem 'fore up in Kusasia. They seem lahk friendly folk, aint bother me nun when I gav'em some dem donerts from Sunbucks. Anywho, they dun be plopped raght outside 'Hattan and be sell'n this weird drank. I aint even 'bout to trah to say it, er it dun get my brain all swolled up and hurt'n 'gainst mah metal plate in mah head when I dun be dropped when I was itty bitty. But anywhos, would yer believe they done sode it to me fer 4 million credits each! I dun had a drank and er... I aint feel'n raght. I have these thots lahk... maybe I should not do this or say that and it be scar'in me more than a cat in water! Not the cat, me 'side the water with the cat all angry and stuff. But anywho, I'unno what this drank is. Sworn statement I confirm that every piece of evidence submitted above has not been altered in any way, shape, or form. Should any of the above be proven to be false, I will face the consequences as the Law predicts. Also, cause I hafta by law... *unfolds a piece of paper*. I am legally obligated to inform you that, as of this time, I have no opened containers... well, with me now since I aint in mah ship, heardy! Anywho, this includes, but is not limited to, alcoholic and non-alcoholic beverages!

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