BRR!-Message Dump

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A'll put no picture der, ya not wanna see yt.
NAME:Ugly Willy
SUBJECT/TO:Da weird metin'

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A was in da Poole system, lookin' for some fat tradahs. A didn't find one, but A met da Rheinlander!
Yt started as normal encontah, but soon 'e started talkin' 'bout samtin' intrestin' - a COPERATION betwen da ALG an' da Mollys. A decided yt intrestin' 'nuff dat beer an' new paint for mah shippe can wait. 'e wanted a moar private place, so A led 'im to da Torfaean Asteroid Fiel'. Der 'e tol' mah 'bout 'is offah - we 'elp debilize... Uh... A dunno 'ow yt was caled! *drinks 2 bottles of beer simultaneously to assist his memory. When they are almost empty, he suddenly remembers how to spell the word.* Aaah! De-sta-bi-li-ze da Kingdom o' Bretoniah... An' we'll get INDUSTRIAL SUPPOR' for yt! Dat means we can get moar shippes... An' BIGGER SHIPPES! *A wide grin appears on Willy's unimaginably ugly face. A truly terrifying sight...*
'nyway, A tol' 'im dat a'll talk to mah buddys an' wen we 'now wat we want to do wit yt, A'll tell 'him da ansah. So, A tink yt's time to met an' 'ave da shytstorm 'bout yt. If ya don't feel like comin' 'ere, A can buy ech of ya a bottl' o' LIBERTY ALE as da enc... encor... ENCORAGENT! A'll be waitin' on da Arranmore.

mah shippe log of da talk

[12.04.2021 14:20:06] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Hello.
[12.04.2021 14:20:17] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Do you want something?
[12.04.2021 14:20:24] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Yeah. Cash.
[12.04.2021 14:20:47] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Don't we all.
[12.04.2021 14:20:50] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: A see ya flyin' empty freighter, so A won't cherge much.
[12.04.2021 14:21:09] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Oh, it's not empty. It's actually completely filled with special equipment.
[12.04.2021 14:21:10] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: 2 million and yer free to get outta 'ere.
[12.04.2021 14:21:37] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Whaddya thinkin' 'bout dat?
[12.04.2021 14:22:01] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: If ya don't pay, A'll have to open da video chanel.
[12.04.2021 14:22:14] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: And am called 'Ugly' for da reason.
[12.04.2021 14:22:22] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: It's within expected expenses parameters, though not within our operational plan.
[12.04.2021 14:22:52] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Soooo... Dat mean yer goin' to pay or nah?
[12.04.2021 14:23:03] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Lane, quick.
[12.04.2021 14:23:49] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: 're ya gonna float der for lon'? A don't 'ave all day!
[12.04.2021 14:24:06] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Your position is concerningly close to the gate and station.
[12.04.2021 14:24:26] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: You would enjoy a greater chance at success if you moved further down the lane.
[12.04.2021 14:25:15] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Am gettin' bored. And wen am bored, am trigger-happy... Moar dan usual.
[12.04.2021 14:25:18] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Excuse my radio operator. She is new. Now, what do you want?
[12.04.2021 14:25:27] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: A want ya to pay mah 2 million.
[12.04.2021 14:25:35] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Or A'll open da video chanel.
[12.04.2021 14:25:45] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: What do you intend to invest this money on?
[12.04.2021 14:26:03] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Beer an' new paint for mah shippe.
[12.04.2021 14:26:30] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: If we dispense this sum, will you stick around?
[12.04.2021 14:26:53] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Nah. A'll go get dat beer.
[12.04.2021 14:27:29] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Then I'm afraid we must decline. This purchase would only be worth it if you would be willing to talk.
[12.04.2021 14:27:43] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: If ya want busnes, A can stay.
[12.04.2021 14:28:07] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: A thougt yer just a fat tradah.
[12.04.2021 14:28:11] [2021-04-12] 14:28:11 Ya 'ave reciv'd 3.000.000 credits from [ALG]-V-Dachstein
[12.04.2021 14:28:25] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Thank ya very much.
[12.04.2021 14:28:37] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Obviously not, this should have been clear from your first scan.
[12.04.2021 14:28:44] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Now, wat's dat ya wanted to discus?
[12.04.2021 14:29:32] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Our mutual disgust with the Kingdom of Bretonia, perhaps?
[12.04.2021 14:29:56] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Go ahed.
[12.04.2021 14:30:52] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: I will lay a few cards on the table, but we should seek a more secure space to talk.
[12.04.2021 14:30:59] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: If that is what you are interested in.
[12.04.2021 14:31:01] Yellowjacket: C: Hey there...
[12.04.2021 14:31:10] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Follo' mah.
[12.04.2021 14:31:26] Yellowjacket: C: Definitely not suspicious behavior.
[12.04.2021 14:31:39] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Shut up smartass!
[12.04.2021 14:31:48] Yellowjacket: C: Make me.
[12.04.2021 14:33:42] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Der we can talk.
[12.04.2021 14:35:06] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Very well. In previous times, we had sought contact with the Gaians in Bretonia, as well as our old partners-
[12.04.2021 14:35:09] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Gateway.
[12.04.2021 14:35:27] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: An'?
[12.04.2021 14:35:47] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: The company's position towards the Gaians was dissolved when they assisted the Crown against the IMG.
[12.04.2021 14:36:25] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: So, that avenue of cooperation was out. Now, we are more inclined to cooperation with the Mollys, as they assisted-
[12.04.2021 14:36:31] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: in the war against the Crown.
[12.04.2021 14:37:44] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: An' wat woud dat coperation mean? Wat d' ya expect from as?
[12.04.2021 14:38:02] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: An' wat we'll get from yt?
[12.04.2021 14:38:30] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Nothing. Nothing except a mutual dislike of the Bretonian Crown. No expectations.
[12.04.2021 14:38:49] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Huh... Dat soun' weird.
[12.04.2021 14:39:15] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: So ya wan' nuffin' from as, an' we'll get nuffin' from ya?
[12.04.2021 14:39:25] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Where;s da coperation den?
[12.04.2021 14:39:52] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: It's an exaggerated statement. Obviously we can cooperate on industrial matters.
[12.04.2021 14:40:14] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: It's just that due to distance, it will likely never become anything much greater than that.
[12.04.2021 14:40:53] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: We are very much interested in the fall of the Bretonian monarchy. And we are willing to invest in it, what we can.
[12.04.2021 14:41:25] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Which, given that we are just rebuilding from a cataclysmic civil war, will not be much.
[12.04.2021 14:42:13] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: But we are sure to invest in the destruction of the Bretonian state, as we are in Rheinland.
[12.04.2021 14:42:45] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Industrial suppor' coud be useful... A'll tal' to mah buddys an' we'll gib ya da answah.
[12.04.2021 14:43:03] [ALG]-V-Dachstein: Weinstein: Very good. Keep to it.
[12.04.2021 14:43:34] BRR!-Ugly.Willy: Bye fella!

Ugly Willy si'nin' of

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