To: Gypsie Skripto, From: Brandon Wright

[Gypsie Skripto]

From: Gypsie Skripto, Arch-Hermit and acting Polyfather of the Temporary Autonomous Zoners
Location: Brunswick Shrine, Baffin
To: Brandon Wright
Encryption: Patriotic

Kallisti!

You... you know we're a cult, don't you?

Anyways my good Proffessor Doctor Sir, shall you be able to respond to five esoteric questions, you will be baptized and initiated in the Five Ways. Here we go:

13) What is the curse of Greyface?
7) What is a Pineal Gland?
1) Who is Eris?
17) What is the Turkey Curse? (No, it isn't the ship flying around with the same name)
2) What is a "Fnord?"

I hope you pass your test. Until then.

23's,

TAZ Polyfather

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