To: Taurus Corsairs, CC: Pepe.Ladron:[TBH]

[Stoner_Steve]

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ID: Larry "The Logger" Loggins
Location: OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar
To: Taurus and TBH Corsairs

Subject: Ding-Dong! Meat calling!

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Oyi All Y'all,

I know I said I wasn't welcome on Crete but Pepe's smooth talking convinced me otherwise, you sexy beast you. Feel free to reach out again. I'm sure you'll find more than enough meat for now. Also, do me a favor, don't tell Cait I went as far as Gamma. I've worked really hard to convince her I don't know how to fly without a tradelane to guide me.

Over an' Out,
Larry

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> > > > Closing Transmission < < < <

flight log

[18.04.2021 18:51:06] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Hello folks, welcome to the Maldives
[18.04.2021 18:51:11] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: YOU!
[18.04.2021 18:51:21] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Yes me?
[18.04.2021 18:51:21] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I warned you, Profligate!
[18.04.2021 18:51:38] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I told you to appear in gamma to peddle your drinks!
[18.04.2021 18:51:41] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You did not!
[18.04.2021 18:52:04] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: oh? I might have missed that transmission, been tied up recently getting in trouble from Managment
[18.04.2021 18:52:16] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: I'm sure you know how it can be, upsetting the boss
[18.04.2021 18:52:23] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I bought several cases of grog from you just last month!
[18.04.2021 18:52:25] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: *grimacing* This captain, a guest in our homeland, allows the will of crete to suffocate under... paperwork?
[18.04.2021 18:52:54] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: He must be strung up, and shot into the nearest star!
[18.04.2021 18:53:02] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Where is this boss of yours?
[18.04.2021 18:53:15] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: *chuckles* Likely in Cortez, Cait does what she pleases
[18.04.2021 18:53:23] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: She must be hunted!
[18.04.2021 18:53:33] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Off to cortez!
[18.04.2021 18:53:39] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: *with some degree of sympathy, if not with respect.* She asks you to disrespect others on her behalf?
[18.04.2021 18:53:49] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: We'll tell her that *you* sent us!
[18.04.2021 18:54:09] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Ah, certainly not, more like I'm not always watching the local comms when I'm busy on the trans-siruis net
[18.04.2021 18:54:23] Taurus|Bovarius: One who bears false-witness through another's maw is not fit to serve the sacremental refreshments to one of our ilk, brother.
[18.04.2021 18:54:31] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You mean booze, right?
[18.04.2021 18:54:40] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I only drink booze.
[18.04.2021 18:54:48] BFC|Rogelio.Axiotis: *thinking* I remember a very good deal between my commanding officer and one fo the OS&C representatives... It's a secret tho.
[18.04.2021 18:54:54] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: *chuckles* Booze, beers, and of course foods, all on Larry's MiniBar
[18.04.2021 18:55:10] BFC|Rogelio.Axiotis: Where is the respect OS&C had for us has gone?
[18.04.2021 18:55:12] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: *perking up at the mere mention of food.*
[18.04.2021 18:55:23] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Food?
[18.04.2021 18:55:33] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: This ship must be full of it!
[18.04.2021 18:55:43] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Brothers, we must drag it off to crete!
[18.04.2021 18:55:44] BFC|Rogelio.Axiotis: *lifting up sombrero* Food...
[18.04.2021 18:55:48] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: *falling hushed, the legendary pope rolls a hand back through his hair.*
[18.04.2021 18:56:02] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Indeed, some of the finest from across the sector, although I have only a dozen or so creats onboard
[18.04.2021 18:56:16] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Unacceptable, a ransom is in order!
[18.04.2021 18:56:16] CONSOLE: Base Luxury Liner Maldives is under attack by BFC|Rogelio.Axiotis!
[18.04.2021 18:56:41] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: The work of a creature, brother. Meats, the sustainance of the old hunter-gatherers.
[18.04.2021 18:56:55] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: A creature died to bring you but one meal.
[18.04.2021 18:57:08] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: The sacred indulgences of our ancestors. It is humbling.
[18.04.2021 18:57:19] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Ah, I hope you consider fish to be meat, I haven't found Gain Animals to be particuarlly tasty
[18.04.2021 18:57:40] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: The... 'holyman' says he wants food. A lot of it.
[18.04.2021 18:57:47] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: How will you handle his needs?
[18.04.2021 18:57:48] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: Ah. Perhaps... *he falters. The corsair is an expert on any matters, except for fish.*
[18.04.2021 18:58:06] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Uh, well lucky for you I help manage Orbital Network Express, Orbitals cargo division
[18.04.2021 18:58:11] Taurus|Bovarius: *He briefly remembers snippits of ancestral texts concerning fish. They were the leviathans of old.*
[18.04.2021 18:58:20] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: So I mean, I guess tell me how much and where and we'll make it happen
[18.04.2021 18:58:32] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: Hm.
[18.04.2021 18:58:33] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Really?
[18.04.2021 18:58:34] Taurus|Bovarius: *grunting.*
[18.04.2021 18:58:39] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: That would be wonderful, thank you.
[18.04.2021 18:58:40] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Its /just/ that easy
[18.04.2021 18:58:45] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: I see you are, as nown by creed - a bar.
[18.04.2021 18:58:59] Taurus|Bovarius: C: What wares can we purchase fr....
[18.04.2021 18:59:04] Taurus|Bovarius: C: Alarm, brothers.
[18.04.2021 18:59:20] Taurus|Bovarius: Fortune smiles upon us.
[18.04.2021 18:59:30] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Wow, Universal out in these pats
[18.04.2021 18:59:33] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You and *I* are not done, cruiserman.
[18.04.2021 18:59:41] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I desire meat.
[18.04.2021 18:59:50] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: What can you provide me?
[18.04.2021 19:00:16] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: I have a simply fantasitic cut of Kusari Salmon, pared well with a bottle of Rum and a light salad
[18.04.2021 19:00:30] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Fish.
[18.04.2021 19:00:32] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Is not.
[18.04.2021 19:00:34] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Meat.
[18.04.2021 19:00:41] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Helda, our reound cook helped put it together
[18.04.2021 19:00:45] Death: Gibbs. was put out of action by Oleander (Mine).
[18.04.2021 19:00:55] NX-01: Leon: Hail, friends!
[18.04.2021 19:01:02] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Well, we also do have Chicken, if that is meat to you....
[18.04.2021 19:01:07] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You rejected my gift, freelancer.
[18.04.2021 19:01:12] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Do not consider me your friend.
[18.04.2021 19:01:40] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: That's it? Chicken?
[18.04.2021 19:01:59] NX-01: Leon: Being conscripted isn't something I'd call a gift.
[18.04.2021 19:02:17] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Would you care to consider the fates of others who enter our territory?
[18.04.2021 19:02:22] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Ah, well lucky for you I'm also told we do have a cut of wagu beef, but its not always for /everyone/ its a bit of an
[18.04.2021 19:02:26] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Aquired taste
[18.04.2021 19:02:35] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: ...What is it?
[18.04.2021 19:03:19] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I have never heard of the wagu before.
[18.04.2021 19:03:27] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Ah, I'm told I said it wrong, Wayu beef, its a form of beef that is prepared a special manner to have more linoleic acid
[18.04.2021 19:03:38] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: What is this 'beef'?
[18.04.2021 19:03:44] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: acid levels, basicly a flavoring that is more, tender
[18.04.2021 19:03:45] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: It does not exist on crete.
[18.04.2021 19:04:08] NX-01: Leon: What kind of fauna does Crete support?
[18.04.2021 19:04:08] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Uh, do you have any heard animals on Crete? Horses? Cattle?
[18.04.2021 19:04:29] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: No. Have you never been to crete?
[18.04.2021 19:04:48] Death: |KSP|Kogeki-1 was put out of action by GC-Triad-4 (Gun).
[18.04.2021 19:04:48] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Sadly no, I've only been as far as Freeport 9, in Theta
[18.04.2021 19:04:55] NX-01: Leon: Twice, for refuelling. Never outside the landing platform.
[18.04.2021 19:05:03] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Then give me a sample of this beef, and you won't have to find out.
[18.04.2021 19:05:30] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: *chuckles* Well I will have a plate done up special just for you
[18.04.2021 19:06:03] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You can take these two degenerates to work off the cost.
[18.04.2021 19:06:11] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: And a little /something/ something for you and the rest of the gang
[18.04.2021 19:06:59] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: This meat is.... stringy...
[18.04.2021 19:07:26] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Indeed, its more fatty than usual
[18.04.2021 19:07:47] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: High Pope Holyman Cabrera!
[18.04.2021 19:07:59] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You are summoned to partake in some... divine... faith... thingy...
[18.04.2021 19:08:52] NX-01: Leon: Well then... once you're free Larry. I'd like to show you something.
[18.04.2021 19:08:57] NX-01: Leon: I'll be right back.
[18.04.2021 19:09:14] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Cabrera, stop monologuing! You're scaring the attendants again!
[18.04.2021 19:09:48] 2021-04-18 19:09:47 SMT Traffic control alert: NX-01 has requested to dock
[18.04.2021 19:10:06] Taurus|Bovarius: Ay!
[18.04.2021 19:10:10] Taurus|Bovarius: I have been summoned to the bar!
[18.04.2021 19:10:24] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: *chuckles* Welcome
[18.04.2021 19:10:28] Taurus|Bovarius: What sacred task requires a pope of the bull?
[18.04.2021 19:10:41] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: The large, undefended ship is returning, it seems.
[18.04.2021 19:10:51] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Sample these goods, my brother.
[18.04.2021 19:11:00] NX-01: Leon: Another?
[18.04.2021 19:11:01] Taurus|Bovarius: Ay! That, indeed, I will.
[18.04.2021 19:11:14] Taurus|Bovarius: So, captain Larry.
[18.04.2021 19:11:24] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Have you ever seen meat such as this?
[18.04.2021 19:11:26] Taurus|Bovarius: What compensation do you require?
[18.04.2021 19:11:41] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I gave him two laborers.
[18.04.2021 19:11:41] Taurus|Bovarius: *browsing the inventory of his cargo hold*
[18.04.2021 19:11:46] Taurus|Bovarius: Aha? The coalition pilots?
[18.04.2021 19:11:47] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: They will work off their debt here, instead of crete.
[18.04.2021 19:11:55] Taurus|Bovarius: I have heard that they are stringy and difficult to roast.
[18.04.2021 19:11:58] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Worse, the bounty hunters.
[18.04.2021 19:12:05] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Oh, I thought we were talking about a food delivery to Crete *chuckles*
[18.04.2021 19:12:10] Taurus|Bovarius: From those who are so inclined.
[18.04.2021 19:12:21] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Yes, this food will do nicely.
[18.04.2021 19:12:31] Taurus|Bovarius: *he's grinning from ear-to-ear. Cabrera's cannibalism jokes shouldn't be taken-by-the-tone.*
[18.04.2021 19:12:33] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You will provide it to us, yes?
[18.04.2021 19:12:57] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Brother Axiotis, your Rum!
[18.04.2021 19:12:58] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: I can certainly arrange a transport, but as far as I'm aware we aren't permitted to land on Crete
[18.04.2021 19:13:08] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: We would need to make an arrangment of some kind
[18.04.2021 19:13:30] BFC|Rogelio.Axiotis: Rum! Poly kala!
[18.04.2021 19:13:38] Death: Karl.Hodra was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[18.04.2021 19:13:39] BFC|Rogelio.Axiotis: Euharisto
[18.04.2021 19:13:40] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: *deathly earnest.* We Corsairs will pick up your shipment in orbit.
[18.04.2021 19:13:53] Taurus|Bovarius: Merely notify us when you are due to arrive, and the Tauri will move to collect your cargo.
[18.04.2021 19:13:57] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: Perhaps the black sails will allow for docking on puerta de sol, yes?
[18.04.2021 19:14:06] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Easy enough to do either way
[18.04.2021 19:14:18] Taurus|Bovarius: We have the treasure fleet to recover the shipment directly.
[18.04.2021 19:14:31] Taurus|Bovarius: Should not a man of faith see the fruits of his work, Aquillus?
[18.04.2021 19:15:02] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Now regarding the foodstuffs, are we looking for strictly meats, or a mixture of veggies?
[18.04.2021 19:16:36] Taurus|Bovarius: Brothers, I have been temporarily recalled. I will be back to assist you in but a moment.
[18.04.2021 19:16:39] NX-01: Leon: May I order a crate of tea? Or is it reserved for your guests on board?
[18.04.2021 19:16:59] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Everthings for sale, /except me/
[18.04.2021 19:17:13] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: We'll just see about that, Larry.
[18.04.2021 19:17:22] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: You may be free of them, but not me.
[18.04.2021 19:17:31] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: The tea of course is from our own planet in Cortez, selling for 1,500 credits each, over 1,000 cups in each create
[18.04.2021 19:17:54] NX-01: Leon: Well, one crate ought to set me up for a while.
[18.04.2021 19:18:41] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Fantastic
[18.04.2021 19:19:06] Taurus|Vox.Aquillus: I think I'll stay a while.
[18.04.2021 19:19:08] 2021-04-18 19:19:08 SMT Traffic control alert: Taurus|Vox.Aquillus has requested to dock
[18.04.2021 19:19:16] NX-01: Leon: I'll be radio silent for a moment. Gonna move this to my quarters.
[18.04.2021 19:19:59] [2021-04-18] 19:19:58 You have received 5.000.000 credits from Taurus|Vox.Aquillus | Buffet Fees

[18.04.2021 19:33:21] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: I thought you might still be around *chuckles*
[18.04.2021 19:33:31] Taurus|Bovarius: Cabrera: I am never truly far away.
[18.04.2021 19:33:45] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Indeed
[18.04.2021 19:34:52] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Well, I think I'll get that order going for you folks, unless theres anything else I can do for ya now?
[18.04.2021 19:35:02] Taurus|Bovarius: Certainly, captain.
[18.04.2021 19:35:35] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: er, certainly, like yes your looking for a drink in a to-go cup or like certianly like ta-ta?
[18.04.2021 19:35:40] Taurus|Bovarius: But for wont of one of a bottle of your finest whiskey, and another of your most sumptuous gin
[18.04.2021 19:35:47] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Ah
[18.04.2021 19:35:51] Taurus|Bovarius: and another of your firiest gin.
[18.04.2021 19:35:52] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Oh double fisting, I like it
[18.04.2021 19:36:08] Taurus|Bovarius: As intense as you've got. Something that would knock the wind out of a bull.
[18.04.2021 19:36:38] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Right?
[18.04.2021 19:36:46] 2021-04-18 19:36:45 SMT Traffic control alert: Taurus|Bovarius has requested to dock
[18.04.2021 19:36:47] OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar: Larry: Ah fantastic
[18.04.2021 19:36:54] Taurus|Bovarius: A pleasure, Larry.
[18.04.2021 19:37:22] 2021-04-18 19:37:22 SMT Traffic control alert: OS&C|Larry's_MiniBar has requested to dock

[18.04.2021 19:55:35] OS&C|ONE-Liable.Tequila: Ring Ring Ring. Delivery, anyone home for some /MEAT/
[18.04.2021 19:55:55] Pepe.Ladron:[TBH]: Si. Feel free to deliver, senor!
[18.04.2021 19:56:04] Pepe.Ladron:[TBH]: *sends kisses*

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I don’t like the word alcoholic. I prefer advanced drinker.