It has come to my attention that we have someone masquerading as one of us. This is
a bit of a disappointment, as I can't think why anyone would want to be associated with
us mad bastards. I would hate to think one of us had handed out some paperwork
willy-nilly to just any old pilot. My job to lose that sort of thing. Select group of idiots
here you know. Seems the threat of a large fine may do the trick. If not ... I'll set
the Outcasts on ya.
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Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."