To: Oban Station Administration

[Markam]

Message Class: Audio-Visual
Encryption: Drambuie
From: Fleet Admiral John Redmond

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Dear Regularly-Used-Animal Traders,

I eagerly await your business. Please direct yourself to Newgate Trading Post in Manchester to receive a once in a lifetime reward simply for turning up at the station! Your sister and mother, the same person I imagine, will be able to visit you on occasion as you conduct your lucrative trade business at Newgate, I imagine it will be so profitable that you will never leave.

Alternatively you could visit your local Battleship for a new paint job complementary of the Armed Forces.
That, or skip all the proceedings and find your nearest airlock.

Whatever is your preference.

Any further inquiries will be answered by the Admiralties dog, Ruffles.

Piss-warm regards,

Fleet Admiral John Off-his-Rocker Redmond
Dreadnought Venerable, OversectorSmeckter
Bretonian Armed Forces

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