Outcasts OORP

[Zapp]

Dear:
[x] Clueless n00b
[_] Lamer
[x] Flamer
[_] Pervert
[_] Sexist
[_] Spammer
[_] Racist
[_] Idiot
[x] Dumbass
[_] Troller
[_] "Expert"
[_] Wannabe
[x] Waste of Life
[_] Other:
[_] All of the above

You are being flamed because:
[_] You made an "Off-Topic" post.
[_] You obviously don't know anything about the topic at hand.
[x] You started a pointless thread.
[_] You bumped a pointless thread.
[x] Your post contained nothing but crap.
[_] You can't spell more than 3 words right.
[_] Your awful markup made the post unreadable.
[x] You made a useless assumption.
[_] You posted ALL IN CAPS FOR NO APPARENT REASON.
[_] YoU tYpEd SoMeThInG lAmE lIkE tHiS.
[_] You say you're "1337".
[_] You posted a topic that's been posted 23 times already.
[x] You're posting something illegal and will be banned anyway.
[_] You're asking for something illegal.

To repent, you must:
[x] Refrain from posting until you have a vague idea what you're doing.
[x] Stab yourself in the eye with a pen.
[_] Give up your internet account.
[_] Eat paint chips for the next 6 months.
[x] Tell your mommy to up your medication.
[x] Jump into a bathtub with a toaster.
[x] Actually post something relevant.
[x] Read and memorize the rules.
[x] Leave these boards forever.
[_] Print your home phone number.
[x] Simply shut up.

In Closing, I'd Like to Say:
[_] Blow me
[x] Get a life
[_] Never post again
[x] I pity your dog
[x] Your IQ must be 7
[_] Take your rejection somewhere else
[x] STFU & GFYS
[x] Learn to post
[x] Go jump into some industrial equipment
[_] All of the above


Nuff said. You're wrong, we're right.

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