'A Direktor once more'

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This message is highly encrypted using syndicliga proprietary encryption cryptography through intranet-publicneralink drops and are functionally untracable if no sender address is given. Abuse of Intranet functionality commands community service punishments as listed in regulation five three seven gamma six. security is assumed. Any deliberate or otherwise location triangulation method successfully employed against anonymous transmissions will receive either a one billion credit reward or immediate incarceration dependent upon disclosure and motive. The revanchist council requests that Arbeiters do not squander valuable neuralnet bandwith on the consumption of CNS articles, adult content, or gambling, and advise that the relevant arbeiters employ public terminals for such use, rather than the secure line. Communal enforcement may differ between Reichsarbeitergesellschaft der Alsterian and Landwirtrechbewegung cells. Consult your admin for technical support or contact your resident Neural Technology Help Specialist at www.totallypacifica@notAHacker.net. The Union reminds Arbeiters that "trolling" is not an acceptable standard of political debate, unless aimed at capitalists, fascists, militarists, etc, who lack the neurological prerequisites to engage in such discourse. Southern Unioners are encouraged to remember that the average Unioner's literary age is roughly analogous to a twelve year old on PCP, and are encouraged to avoid engaging in difficult subjects, and are suggested to stick to familiar subjects, such as the market value of cardamine, bundschuh-based footwear puns, and the general terrible quality of life aboard wedel mining station.
Have a glorious day, Comrade user. - Unity, your resident Neuralnet VI.

Ligadirektor James Hollywood

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Unionised Peoples of Syndicalist Advocacy

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To: All Unioners.
From: Beaumont Base, Texas system
Subject: As it stands, or it should stand

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A Familiar face appears in front of the camera. Behind the man’s figure is a messy room that appears to be decorated in Libertonian style. The figure punches a few buttons on the command desk and proceeds to speak. “What the f*ck?!” He hits a few more buttons as the light from the screen reflects on his face.
Looking a bit worried, the man speaks once again. “What the hell is all this? I’ve been gone for half a year and all have gone to sh*t? The broadcast seems to be live so all Arbeiters listen to me.”
The man takes a shot of a dark brown, whiskey-like, beverage and speaks once more. “This is an official announcement to all Unioners of The Liga. My name is James Hollywood… My name needs no introduction. I’ve been gone ever since the latest shift of command in the Unioners has happened, but I’m back now. I’ve returned to this, once glorious, faction just to find it in a pile of sh*t and mud that the current high command has left it in. The Unioners no longer appear to be what they once were and this is all thanks to the Arbeitsdirektorat. I’ve already said this in private channels recently but I will say my message once more for all Unioners to hear. So listen carefully.
The leadership of this faction is currently in no appropriate shape. I’m giving the high command 12 hours to respond and explain the situation or I will proclaim myself the Arbeitsdirektor of the Syndicate Leagues. I will seize all control over the faction and become its leader, should there be no one against it. You have 12 hours to reply.” He wipes his face with his arm. “One thing is certain though. I am back, and the holidays are over for you.” The figure hits a button and the broadcast ends.

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The Liga above all,
James Hollywood.
Ligadirektor, Beaumont Base.

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