TO: =LSF=Ashland | FROM: Jonathan Seabourne

[Jonathan Seabourne]

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ID: Jonathan Seabourne

Location: OS&C|Widdershins, Planet Manhattan, New York System

To: =LSF=Ashland

Subject: I found the name!

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Kallisti!

Good news, friend of friends! I was sifting through the assorted piles of records in our hold (I mentioned our filing system is charitably called a rat's nest, but a more accurate description probably necessitates the Fujita scale) when I looked under the pile formerly known as J (long story, lots of artistic differences, you know how artists get) and I found the missing entry! Seems instead of putting it under N for "Navy" (or "Nomad Power Cell") we filed it under J for "Jerkface". In any event, the cabbage you're looking for is Karla Kassera of the 5th fleet. Recreated chat logs are included where we could properly decipher the lipstick on synth paste wrappers. Probably best to ignore any bits that refer to "squid flavoring", "low fat", or "not intended for human consumption" as a result.

Records!

[21.08.2021 15:04:34] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Zoner vessel.
[21.08.2021 15:05:07] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Cut your engines and prepare for inspection.
[21.08.2021 15:05:21] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Cut and ready, always a pleasure to be scanned by the 5th
[21.08.2021 15:05:40] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: y'all know how to appreciate a good number, unlike those 46th... very inasupicious
[21.08.2021 15:05:46] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: I'm obliged to inform you that you are carrying prohibited cargo.
[21.08.2021 15:05:53] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Precisely - the nomad materials.
[21.08.2021 15:06:03] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Fiddlesticks!
[21.08.2021 15:06:07] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Drop it immediately.
[21.08.2021 15:06:17] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Will it be destroyed or studied?
[21.08.2021 15:06:27] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: shame to see a bauble like that simply be exploded
[21.08.2021 15:06:32] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: It will be destroyed, according to my protocols.
[21.08.2021 15:06:44] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Pity
[21.08.2021 15:06:56] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: It is a question of national security and your safety.
[21.08.2021 15:06:58] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Any chance you'd let me blow it up at least? Makes for a good story
[21.08.2021 15:07:01] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Now drop it.
[21.08.2021 15:07:12] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Sure, as long as it is disposed of.
[21.08.2021 15:07:18] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Huzzah!
[21.08.2021 15:07:22] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: I am not concerned for who does it.
[21.08.2021 15:07:28] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Is Manhattan orbit the best place for ordinance disposal?
[21.08.2021 15:07:41] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: This place will do.
[21.08.2021 15:07:41] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Usually y'all are touchy about such things close to a major population center
[21.08.2021 15:07:47] Tip: Are you new to our server? Introduce yourself on our forums in the Welcome Section at Discoverygc.com
[21.08.2021 15:08:12] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: ta - da!
[21.08.2021 15:08:15] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Very well.
[21.08.2021 15:08:18] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Not much of a finale, I'm afraid
[21.08.2021 15:08:31] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: No need to issue a fine due to absolute compliance.
[21.08.2021 15:08:36] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Be on your way, and safe travels.
[21.08.2021 15:08:41] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Should have had some music playing, next time we'll do it right!
[21.08.2021 15:08:47] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: And, uh... be careful about what you're carrying.
[21.08.2021 15:08:58] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Oh yes, I already know about the peaches
[21.08.2021 15:09:04] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: mum's the word on the rest, eh?
[21.08.2021 15:09:17] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Peaches?... Is that what you call them?
[21.08.2021 15:09:35] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: I don't think the tongues of men can pronouce what they call themselves
[21.08.2021 15:09:46] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: You Zoners are odd lot...
[21.08.2021 15:09:51] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Very insolent, but one day I WILL soak in their syrup
[21.08.2021 15:09:58] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: ...
[21.08.2021 15:10:02] Death: Addler.Weber was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[21.08.2021 15:10:11] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: With all due respect, I would hate to be considered normal by the Liberty Navy
[21.08.2021 15:10:13] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: No offense
[21.08.2021 15:10:18] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Alright. Good luck with it. I suppose.
[21.08.2021 15:10:21] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: None taken.
[21.08.2021 15:10:47] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: Good Hunting, Navy, next time we'll dispose of contraband all proper-like
[21.08.2021 15:10:52] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Likewise.
[21.08.2021 15:10:56] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: I'll have the invitations written up shortly
[21.08.2021 15:10:59] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: I'll prepare some fine music for the time.
[21.08.2021 15:11:11] 2021-08-21 15:11:07 SMT Traffic control alert: [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne has requested to dock
[21.08.2021 15:11:14] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: And they said the navy was no fun!
[21.08.2021 15:11:19] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: show's what THEY know
[21.08.2021 15:11:26] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: They were wrong - whoever that was.
[21.08.2021 15:11:36] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: Though some happen to be extremely stuffy.
[21.08.2021 15:12:18] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: every golden apple hides a godlen worm, I imagine the reverse is also true
[21.08.2021 15:12:46] 5th|~Karla.Kassera.: But can a single worm fit an entire apple? Think about it.
[21.08.2021 15:13:14] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: better to find a whole worm than half of one in your apple, though
[21.08.2021 15:13:30] [TAZ]Jonathan.Seabourne: unless you need the protein, of course

Regards,
Jonathan Seabourne
Titles(???)

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