TO: =LSF=Ashland | FROM: Jonathan Seabourne

[The_Godslayer]

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Incoming Transmission
Liberty Security Force
Central Intelligence Unit
Agent Excelsus

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Discordian,

I am Agent Excelsus. I don't really use any name other than that because it'd be more of a hinderance than a benefit. If you really need some sort of distinguishing name for me, you may call me Reverend Dr. Excelsus, Excelsus the Spook, C.I.U Bastard, or even Backstabbing giga-C***. Primarily, I am not Agent Agent. At best I am Agent Excelsus.

On another note, thank you for this information. While you and your friends are certainly strange, slightly unhinged, and possibly schizophrenic, you don't seem to be any sort of threat to public safety. Please remain that way, it'd be a shame if something had to happen. Also, I suggest refraining from putting foreign objects in your mouth, alien or otherwise. Though, if you're of the frame of mind of engaging in interpersonal relationships with planets, perhaps it's not my position to question any lesser form of bodily harm you engage in. And last but not least, in case you've not been informed before, the astrology of old Sol doesn't apply to medical conditions and diseases, not to mention that while a few fish back then did eat crabs, all crabs would eat fish if the chance arose.

Excelsus,
Agent,
Central Intelligence Unit

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