To: John Silverstone | From: Christopher Edwards

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SOURCE: Silverstone, John, serial number #1960.24-18.B-7, estimated used lifespan 2710:35:48, estimated remaining lifespan 367920:02:54.
SUBJECT: Warning: Electroencephalogram and brainmap parameters are outside of expected threshold limits. 74 sedatives injection attempts failed. Mainframe override failed. 4 intramuscularly morphine injection attempts failed. Unit is corrupted and scheduled for termination.

Awfully cooperative, are we? [Mainframe data storage uplink/downlink timeout reached. Please request resending expunged data if necessary.] A certain female someone wanted in Liberty for murder, or so i heared from the news, was found in Hudson. Oh-so-painfully slapping your poor scout's softer parts along with Xeeners, no less! We are not sure if that would be of any use, either - but here you have it. Welcome.

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