Public announcement | From: Med Force Enterprises

[Jonathan Seabourne]

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ID: Jonathan Seabourne

Location: OS&C|Widdershins, Shasta Orbital Skyhook, Baffin

To: Jill Xi, MFE

Subject: No More Monkeys Jumping on the Bed!

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Kallisti!

Always glad to see MFE trying to make the universe hurt a little less. Heaven knows the crew of the Widdershins is forever grateful for the big red bean bag chairs we salvaged from one of your facilities after we had to pawn our rec room furniture for h-fuel (we were out of spare kidneys to sell at the time, we're better now, some of us even have thirds!). The spiky symbols and circles match all the other warning signage we ignore around the ship, and while I personally am fond of the prickly chair, the squishy ones are a hit among the crew.

The goddess has been unusually stingy with her misfortune recently, so I felt it a good time to build up some good juju and spread the love. Since all good things come in 5's, this was the least we could do. Also the most, incidentally.

Regards,
Jonathan Seabourne
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