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ID: Larry "The Logger" Loggins
Location: OS&C|Larry's_Lounge
To: All Employee's

Subject: B.O.L.O. - Herbert.The.Hauler

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POLICE! FIRE! HELP HELP HELP!

It was shortly before 1am local time when the ever dastardly Herbert.The.Hauler decloaked as the Lounge exited the tradelane above Planet Mojave. This this cruel master wrongfully, willfully, bound himself to steal a whole 25 bottles of rum! Yes the RUM! I had them all named, from uh, Bill, yes Bill the Bottle, to er, Brenda...yeah sounds plausible enough

any-who if any of you see this vile villainy Herbert.The.Hauler I would recommend re-routing

Oh and Cait, darling, technically a 46th pilot might have the passing thought that I might have been up to something with this fellow, so uh, heads up?

Over an' Out,
Larry

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Flight Log

[30.10.2021 00:53:14] Herbert.The.Hauler: ahoy!
[30.10.2021 00:53:20] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Well I'll be
[30.10.2021 00:53:25] Herbert.The.Hauler: doomed?
[30.10.2021 00:53:34] Herbert.The.Hauler: nice boat
[30.10.2021 00:53:37] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Oh no, I've never seen that ship type before
[30.10.2021 00:53:39] Herbert.The.Hauler: not as nice as mine, tho
[30.10.2021 00:53:48] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: I thought I "caught" them all so to speak
[30.10.2021 00:54:35] Herbert.The.Hauler: okay, here's the deal
[30.10.2021 00:54:45] Herbert.The.Hauler: you owe the Rogues...
[30.10.2021 00:54:47] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 wine
[30.10.2021 00:54:50] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 whiskey
[30.10.2021 00:54:52] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 vodka
[30.10.2021 00:54:59] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 rum
[30.10.2021 00:55:01] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 beer
[30.10.2021 00:55:04] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 food
[30.10.2021 00:55:05] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 ale
[30.10.2021 00:55:10] Herbert.The.Hauler: and
[30.10.2021 00:55:12] Herbert.The.Hauler: a diamon
[30.10.2021 00:55:45] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Yeah, you think I could get you to maybe par that down a little, I can't count higher than five on a good day and
[30.10.2021 00:55:52] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Well I started drinking a number of hours ago
[30.10.2021 00:55:58] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Or was it days
[30.10.2021 00:56:02] Herbert.The.Hauler: I would as well with all that booze!
[30.10.2021 00:56:08] Herbert.The.Hauler: you mind?
[30.10.2021 00:56:43] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: You aren't the first Rogue the visit the Lar'Bear Bar
[30.10.2021 00:56:54] Herbert.The.Hauler: do they rob you?
[30.10.2021 00:57:02] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: *chuckles* Define rob?
[30.10.2021 00:57:11] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: After all /everything/ is covered by insurance
[30.10.2021 00:57:23] Herbert.The.Hauler: well, yanno, like gimme a stack o' rum or yer dead, kinda deal
[30.10.2021 00:57:43] Herbert.The.Hauler: wait
[30.10.2021 00:57:48] Herbert.The.Hauler: 1 smokes as well
[30.10.2021 00:57:54] Herbert.The.Hauler: missed them
[30.10.2021 00:57:57] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Smokes? oh yes we have those as well
[30.10.2021 00:58:11] Death: Order|Lucas,Montero was put out of action by a hostile vessel.
[30.10.2021 00:58:15] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: word of warning its unfiltered
[30.10.2021 00:58:37] Herbert.The.Hauler: even better!
[30.10.2021 00:59:47] Herbert.The.Hauler: hmmmm
[30.10.2021 00:59:49] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Missed it by /that/ much
[30.10.2021 00:59:51] Herbert.The.Hauler: not the others?
[30.10.2021 00:59:59] Herbert.The.Hauler: wodka?
[30.10.2021 01:00:17] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Good lord rum and vodka, what do you even have a liver?
[30.10.2021 01:00:19] Herbert.The.Hauler: oh, wait
[30.10.2021 01:00:25] Herbert.The.Hauler: you gave me 25 rum
[30.10.2021 01:00:31] Herbert.The.Hauler: fair enough, fair enough
[30.10.2021 01:00:41] Herbert.The.Hauler: can't argue with that
[30.10.2021 01:00:43] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Aye, should be more than enough to get you to /whereever/
[30.10.2021 01:01:10] Herbert.The.Hauler: ye can have the passengers
[30.10.2021 01:01:16] Herbert.The.Hauler: they're annoyin' me
[30.10.2021 01:01:29] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Especially in a dark dirty cargo hold
[30.10.2021 01:01:37] Herbert.The.Hauler: sshhhh
[30.10.2021 01:01:40] Herbert.The.Hauler: it's new
[30.10.2021 01:01:43] Herbert.The.Hauler: spankin' clean
[30.10.2021 01:01:57] Herbert.The.Hauler: bought it today
[30.10.2021 01:02:12] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: *chuckles* it doesn't /look/ new
[30.10.2021 01:02:23] Herbert.The.Hauler: ye should get one
[30.10.2021 01:02:38] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: I don't know that I could get managment to approve one
[30.10.2021 01:02:47] Herbert.The.Hauler: ah well
[30.10.2021 01:02:48] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: We generally have to buy 'floor' models
[30.10.2021 01:02:50] Herbert.The.Hauler: your loss
[30.10.2021 01:02:58] Herbert.The.Hauler: not cheap tho
[30.10.2021 01:03:34] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Hmm, well I just added it to the "to-do" list
[30.10.2021 01:03:40] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: We'll see what we can pull off
[30.10.2021 01:04:02] Herbert.The.Hauler: ah bugger, it's the fuzz
[30.10.2021 01:04:19] 46th|Dayvon.Bennet: Petty, Don't have time for you.
[30.10.2021 01:04:21] Herbert.The.Hauler: seems he's occupied
[30.10.2021 01:04:24] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Did....did he just /leave/
[30.10.2021 01:04:33] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: I'm almost mad
[30.10.2021 01:04:54] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Actually I am mad, what do I pay all those taxes for!?
[30.10.2021 01:05:05] Herbert.The.Hauler: donuts
[30.10.2021 01:05:14] Herbert.The.Hauler: anyway, gonna go share this rum
[30.10.2021 01:05:18] Herbert.The.Hauler: thankin' ye!
[30.10.2021 01:05:18] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: Look I get LPI being lazy, I mean look at the size of them
[30.10.2021 01:05:21] Herbert.The.Hauler: see ya next time!
[30.10.2021 01:05:22] OS&C|Larry's_Lounge: Larry: But the Navy!?
[30.10.2021 01:05:31] Herbert.The.Hauler: no joke
[30.10.2021 01:06:15] 2021-10-30 01:06:15 SMT Traffic control alert: OS&C|Larry's_Lounge has requested to dock

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