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Incoming Transmission

Sender: Deputy Corentin Auch
Subject: Brigands! Brigands everywhere!

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Scanned vessels:Destructeur_d'agrumes, Agama, |'B'|Riptide, Diamants.et.Pique, Esther:Cardin, Jan.Levy
Scan Outcome: Brigands everywhere you can see in Languedoc! And Royalist!
Details: Are you...are you seeing this? Gendarmerie archrivals with many former police defectors the Brigands are swarming everywhere! I am not much of a dogfight expert, but I almost took down one of them - Destructeur_d'agrumes. Unlike all the others, I got him depleted of all regeneration. And I faceplanted one of my mines again. I am not sure if it's because I am getting better, or because he had some sort of Maquis half falling apart crappy rust bucket for whatever reason.

I told the Main Fleet officer [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux to stand down of course for this. We have to prove we can handle the damn Police Defectors, and we will, no matter how long it takes! No Policeman joins criminals and gets away with it.

Later I engaged Jan.Levy and yes, I am getting much better! he also was depleted of all nanobots and batteries before I again smashed into my own mine - an old clutz like me still has some bite!

Evidence

[29.12.2021 16:29:05] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Please hold for inspection
[29.12.2021 16:29:06] Destructeur_d'agrumes: Shut up!
[29.12.2021 16:29:09] Destructeur_d'agrumes: Square up!
[29.12.2021 16:29:16] Destructeur_d'agrumes: You're about to be dismantled!
[29.12.2021 16:29:28] Destructeur_d'agrumes: Bastard Culverins - fire!
[29.12.2021 16:29:30] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: you dont seem to be in our database
[29.12.2021 16:29:32] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: please hold
[29.12.2021 16:29:36] Destructeur_d'agrumes: What?
[29.12.2021 16:29:41] Destructeur_d'agrumes: What do you mean?
[29.12.2021 16:29:43] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: What is your purpose here
[29.12.2021 16:29:53] Destructeur_d'agrumes: I am out for two things. Women and money.
[29.12.2021 16:29:58] Destructeur_d'agrumes: Do you have women onboard?
[29.12.2021 16:29:58] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Brigand IFF with Maquis fighter?
[29.12.2021 16:30:09] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: just who are you sir
[29.12.2021 16:30:20] Destructeur_d'agrumes: You know what.
[29.12.2021 16:30:27] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Please stand clear of the tradelanes
[29.12.2021 16:30:27] Destructeur_d'agrumes: I am just going to murder you in cold blood.
[29.12.2021 16:30:39] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: That would be against the law I am afraid
[29.12.2021 16:30:47] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: main fleet
[29.12.2021 16:30:49] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: we have this
[29.12.2021 16:30:50] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Bonjour! Seems like you've got company, Corentin!
[29.12.2021 16:30:53] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: this is gendarme business
[29.12.2021 16:31:12] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: stay out, the gendarmerie can handle this
[29.12.2021 16:31:19] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: weapons ready
[29.12.2021 16:31:20] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Understood.
[29.12.2021 16:38:29] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Most wonderful piloting, Gendarme, keep it up!
[29.12.2021 16:39:42] Esther:Cardin: Bonjour, good old bunch of putes.
[29.12.2021 16:40:05] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Bah, royalist scum
[29.12.2021 16:40:20] Esther:Cardin: I suppose there's worse right now, oui?
[29.12.2021 16:40:34] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: That one is taken care of
[29.12.2021 16:40:42] Esther:Cardin: I'm just gonna enjoy the show then.
[29.12.2021 16:40:45] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: I will be your opponent, monsieur!
[29.12.2021 16:41:01] Esther:Cardin: I'd rather face someone who has an equal, or equivalent vehicle, sir.
[29.12.2021 16:41:06] Esther:Cardin: And it's, madame.
[29.12.2021 16:41:14] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: they called you fat
[29.12.2021 16:41:15] Esther:Cardin: Wait, there's another?
[29.12.2021 16:41:26] Agama: Ah!
[29.12.2021 16:41:38] Esther:Cardin: Well.
[29.12.2021 16:41:40] |'B'|Riptide: Plenty of targets.
[29.12.2021 16:41:42] |'B'|Riptide: Always fun.
[29.12.2021 16:41:42] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: They just keep multiplying
[29.12.2021 16:41:42] Agama: Worms to stomp. How wonderous!
[29.12.2021 16:41:45] Esther:Cardin: Focusing on bandits.
[29.12.2021 16:41:49] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Bah
[29.12.2021 16:41:51] Agama: Royalist scum and... Union scum.
[29.12.2021 16:41:53] Agama: Delicious.
[29.12.2021 16:41:57] Agama: Die.
[29.12.2021 16:41:58] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Well then
[29.12.2021 16:42:01] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Weapons charging
[29.12.2021 16:42:04] |'B'|Riptide: Weapons charged.
[29.12.2021 16:42:04] [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux.: Targeting brigands!
[29.12.2021 16:42:07] |'B'|Riptide: Kill them.
[29.12.2021 16:42:10] Agama: Hahah.
[29.12.2021 16:42:23] Esther:Cardin: Targeting - err, everyone. Firing to the bandits, for the Roi and the Kingdom!
[29.12.2021 16:42:27] Esther:Cardin: Firing!
[29.12.2021 16:42:31] Agama: You get to die too
[29.12.2021 16:42:31] Death: [GN]G-Corentin.Auch was put out of action by Destructeur_d'agrumes (Gun).
[29.12.2021 16:45:47] Death: [GN]Gabriel.Cadieux. was put out of action by Diamants.et.Pique (Mine).

[29.12.2021 17:05:49] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Oh boy!
[29.12.2021 17:05:50] Jan.Levy: Bonjour.
[29.12.2021 17:06:02] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Hello there
[29.12.2021 17:06:06] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: I sure remember you
[29.12.2021 17:06:24] Jan.Levy: Frere you sound like a Bretonian.
[29.12.2021 17:06:27] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: You haven't come to bother these bases again have you!
[29.12.2021 17:06:39] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: What do you want this time
[29.12.2021 17:06:54] Jan.Levy: Your head or five million cash.
[29.12.2021 17:06:58] Jan.Levy: Your choice.
[29.12.2021 17:07:09] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: My head doesn't matter here, you know this
[29.12.2021 17:07:17] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: I am here to guard these 'ere installations
[29.12.2021 17:07:22] Jan.Levy: Then the choice is obvious.
[29.12.2021 17:07:31] Jan.Levy: Pay up or gun up.
[29.12.2021 17:07:36] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: So scram, traffic must flow freely!
[29.12.2021 17:07:47] Jan.Levy: I'm waiting.
[29.12.2021 17:08:02] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Stay where you are
[29.12.2021 17:08:11] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: do not approach these installations please.
[29.12.2021 17:08:28] Jan.Levy: Those won't save you if I get in there.
[29.12.2021 17:08:28] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Good
[29.12.2021 17:08:45] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Like I said suspect, I am here to guard them. That's it
[29.12.2021 17:08:49] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: I will do so with my life
[29.12.2021 17:09:05] Jan.Levy: Alright let me just kill your kin
[29.12.2021 17:09:07] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: No defector helping Brigands will do that
[29.12.2021 17:09:23] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Please move away from Montmartre at once
[29.12.2021 17:09:29] Jan.Levy: Make me
[29.12.2021 17:09:43] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Brigand is wasting defenses of the installation
[29.12.2021 17:09:53] Jan.Levy: Weapons hot.
[29.12.2021 17:09:54] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: Last warning - move at least 5 clicks away from the colony
[29.12.2021 17:09:59] [GN]G-Corentin.Auch: very well
[29.12.2021 17:13:49] Death: [GN]G-Corentin.Auch was put out of action by Jan.Levy (Gun).

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Corentin Auch
Deputy (Gendarme Adjoint)
Gendarmerie
Gallic Navy Combined Fleet

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