Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Thunderer]

Message Class: Audio-Visual

Encryption: Ceylon
To: BAF Admiralty
From: Commander Seeley French, BAF

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*An image finally stabilises from an incoherent jumble of signal interference.*

####el#####ello!? Hello? Hello!? Bloody hell, is everything dysfunctional today!? Whoever's in charge of the defence platforms aboard Oban Station needs to be sacked! And court martialed, if possible! I say, this was bribery, a very obvious case of bribery! The rotters must have been bribed! Just now I was drinking my tea and mining my own business aboard the Gay Bruiser, confident that the defence grid would keep me covered, and then suddenly a Gaian destroyer came out of nowhere and just blasted us into space like that! In the middle of my tea break! I spilled tea all over myself, it was shameful! At least the Harris starport service is doing their job. They were very kind chaps and they rescued me and all of the survivors. The Gaian sneaked up on us from behind and I lost the engines and the entire engine staff, but the rest of the chaps are happy to be alive. And happy that the Bruiser is no more. Everyone bloody hated that ship and I've heard the men rumouring she was cursed. Who was in charge of the christening? Who in their sane mind names a ship Gay? If the BMM manages to salvage her, and I damn hope they will not, I demand that the opportunity is used for a name change. Nobody will voluntarily serve aboard a Gay ship. Commander Seeley French signing off, with hope that my ship stops making me a laughing stock for inferior servicemen.

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