Bretonian Armed Forces Defense Intelligence Staff (DIS) (iRP) (AO)

[Tomtomrawr]

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ENCRYPTION: Low
IDENTIFICATION: Ensign Robert Hallam, Bretonian Armed Forces
SOURCE: Battleship Essex, Dublin system
SUBJECT: Report

[color=#FFFFFF]Today, I met Commodore Jack Frost in Dublin and together we patrolled the Dublin system. While I was keeping the New London jump gate secure, a BMM miner jumped through, closely followed by his escort. But his escort was the textbook definition of what not to allow to enter Bretonian space: a Libertonian Naval gunboat with a Samura IFF, with Identification Cards confirming it belonged to the Liberty Navy. If it had the Liberty Navy IFF and permission, then perhaps, but as a BMM escort?

Commodore Frost arrived and we started to question the pair. Captain Robert Jones also arrived, and after some truly weird things being said from both ships, the Commodore ordered the Captain to get his bomber. We asked the gunboat Captain, Jeremy Clarkson, several times to leave Bretonia with us acting as an escort, but he refused. Eventually, the Commodore gave us the order to fire. We took the shield down, and it jumped to New London with myself immediately behind it.

I kept it there while the Commodore and Captain could arrive, and a torpedo from the Captain's bomber destroyed the gunboat before it could escape.

We returned to Dublin, now joined by the HMS-Indefatigable. We picked up system-wide comms. chatter suggesting a BMM miner was being pirated, and tried to find the area of interest. We eventually found the pirating ship, a Molly gunboat, as it watched with several other various ships and fight between two mercenaries. One of these mercenaries I knew before as a pirate, Alice Techler. Seems she took my advice to move away from piracy.

The Molly gunboat was paid by the mercenary fighting Miss Techler to fire, and it did so. The Indefatigable gave several warnings to the Molly ship to cease fire, but it ignored, and we opened fire on the ship, along with a Bounty Hunter Orca. It surrendered after a brief fire-fight, but the Orca kept firing. We had to fire on the Orca to get it to stop.

After the large group was disbanded, I headed to the Essex to write my report.

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