You are over 16 years old?
Eating fat rheinlanders doesn't make your cholesterol go higher?
Eating ugly Bretonians doesn't make you fart?
Eating filthy Bounty hunters doesn't give you the turista? AND
You have have an awesome beard? THEN
We have a place for you hermanos y hermanas
The Brotherhood is the solution
We need your help to protect the empire!
Visit your local Recruitment Office