Liberty's finest

[themua]

"A man looking rather like this:

walked into the application room. At the same time an unloading crew began to assemble the application sheets, which when completed looked like this:

But alas there was a sign saying "No recruitment" so they just left the stack in the lobby knowing someone would notice it sooner or later."

When the chief came out, he saw the huge stack of paper just sitting in the lobby. He slowly stumbled over to the very tall ladder he had grown accustomed to use to climb on top of these paper stacks. When he finally reached the top (about 25 feet up) he saw a little note, looking like this:

The address on the front said "Sergeant Jonas - Recruitment" but that didn't stop the chief from opening it.
The letter inside said: 'Hello Sergeant Jonas. I have fully completed the entrance form(which you are most likely standing on). In all the application contains 100,000,001 questions, it was very hard to complete. But, since most questions verged on the same topics I summed-up all the questions in the below 8 Questions/Answers.

1. Donuts... Do I like them?
Who doesn't? (they have to be dunkin donuts though;)) (and only one of these flavors: Jelly, Vanilla and Strawberry Frosted, Chocolate Glazed, Boston Creme, or Coffee Roll/Apple Fritter)

2. Coffee... Do I like it?
Again, who doesn't? (Again, I'm rather particular, lots of half-and-half as well as sugar, no black)

3. Paperwork... Do I like it?
Well, even though the below sheets may say differently, no I don't.

4. Flight experience... Do I have it?
Yes.

5. Payment... What do I expect?
Well, I would expect at least $50,000 an hour;)

6. Hours... What do I expect/can I give?
Well, not really very many hours either way...

7. Crappy Patriot w/ upgraded ejection seats... Would I be willing to fight crooks with one?
Well as I don't see that happening then no:P

8. Lastly, The Disgruntled population... Am I in their ranks?
No.

And lastly a very important thing: My name, Rufus Stark.
Call me at this number: 1.
Thank You For Your Time,
Rufus Stark.'
The Chief sighs, takes a last bite of his jelly donut, and sets to work on the 2 dozen that came with the application."

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