Esteemed Professors, fellow Lane Hacker colleagues.
Today I finally have achieved a successful Mania Interrogation with the aid of Fixer Franz Oberhauser, we stopped an Interspace transport in Pennsylvania. All the voice lines have been recorded and all visual evidence is attached below.
[27.12.2022 21:20:00] LH~Sharp: And there he is.
[27.12.2022 21:20:03] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Greetings.
[27.12.2022 21:20:05] LH~Sharp: He will take care of you now.
[27.12.2022 21:20:10] LH~Sharp: Enjoy it, Drake.
[27.12.2022 21:20:13] LH~Sharp: He's all yours.
[27.12.2022 21:20:27] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: A Interspace lackey. What fun this will be.
[27.12.2022 21:20:59] Haystack: Yeah-yeah. Not my first encounter with you people, and definitely not my last.
[27.12.2022 21:21:19] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Oh it won't be your last. I would like to know your name.
[27.12.2022 21:21:36] Haystack: Riley Schwartz is the name. Why?
[27.12.2022 21:21:49] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Interesting name. A Rheinlander?
[27.12.2022 21:22:06] Haystack: No. Libertonian, naturally.
[27.12.2022 21:22:24] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: How did you end up in that clown fiesta called Interspace?
[27.12.2022 21:22:43] Haystack: You ever had a family of three kids?
[27.12.2022 21:23:10] Haystack: Need to feed 'em, and I'd rather be hauling my arse off for money than any other given the alternative.
[27.12.2022 21:23:35] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: That is very unfortunate Mr. Schwartz. We all have to provide for someone...
[27.12.2022 21:24:04] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: And yet you are here, and no Interspace security pilots to help you.
[27.12.2022 21:24:14] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: How does that feel?
[27.12.2022 21:24:17] Haystack: Well, I'm not in the main branch.
[27.12.2022 21:24:59] Haystack: You're not my first pirate, I'll give you that. It's easy to get used to getting stopped every second trade lane.
[27.12.2022 21:25:21] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: I am not your everyday Liberty Rogue Mr. Schwartz.
[27.12.2022 21:25:46] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: I believe I don't have to mention how the Lane Hackers are treating your kind.
[27.12.2022 21:25:47] Haystack: Rogues come by easy. You toss them a crate of vodka and they forget about you for a week.
[27.12.2022 21:26:14] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: I am a bit more complicated in that case.
[27.12.2022 21:26:14] Haystack: My kind? You talk to me like I'm some executive.
[27.12.2022 21:26:30] Haystack: I'm the lowest of the low.
[27.12.2022 21:26:34] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Your "Interspace" kind.
[27.12.2022 21:26:52] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: The Corporate slavery that you are part of.
[27.12.2022 21:27:15] Haystack: They're not my kind, they're my employers. And I'd rather have a stable paycheck for what I do than rely on one-time payments.
[27.12.2022 21:27:31] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: You know Mr.Schwartz, usually I would extort you for your money but you are lucky today.
[27.12.2022 21:27:46] Haystack: Really?
[27.12.2022 21:29:02] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Yes, really. I simply want you to admit that the Lane Hackers are the most superior pilots in all of Sirius IN system-wi
[27.12.2022 21:29:10] LH~Buffalo.Raider: de communication channels.
[27.12.2022 21:29:41] Haystack: You're joking, right?
[27.12.2022 21:29:52] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Why would I be joking?
[27.12.2022 21:29:59] Haystack: You realize that I'm gonna lose my job if I do that?
[27.12.2022 21:30:13] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Your job or your life Mr. Schwartz.
[27.12.2022 21:30:37] Haystack: I guess a humble donation to your cause won't do.
[27.12.2022 21:30:50] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: No, I've had plenty of donations.
[27.12.2022 21:31:32] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: A simple transmission over the system-wide channels Mr. Schwartz.
[27.12.2022 21:31:32] Haystack: *sigh* Alright. I suppose you'd want me to make such an announcement in a more lively system than Pennsylvania.
[27.12.2022 21:31:51] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: We may go to New York.
[27.12.2022 21:31:59] Haystack: Alright.
[27.12.2022 21:32:17] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: You first Mr. Schwartz.
[27.12.2022 21:32:19] Tip: You were a new player once. If you see someone making obvious mistakes, talk to them and help them.
[27.12.2022 21:33:03] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: So. Speak up then.
[27.12.2022 21:33:19] Haystack: Alright... *mutters* god how am I ever going to explain this...
[27.12.2022 21:33:31] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Remember, your job or your life.
[27.12.2022 21:33:53] Haystack: [Clears throat] My name is Riley Schwartz. I'm a merchant trader for the Interspace Commerse.
[27.12.2022 21:34:11] LH~Sharp: Good day Riley!
[27.12.2022 21:34:19] Haystack: I hereby declare that the Lane Hackers are vastly superior in both combat and diplomacy.
[27.12.2022 21:34:27] Haystack: There.
[27.12.2022 21:34:32] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Very well Mr. Schwartz.
[27.12.2022 21:34:35] LH~Sharp: This are some really wise words Riley, glad that you told us that!
[27.12.2022 21:34:35] /time
[27.12.2022 21:34:35] 2022-12-27 21:34:36 SMT
[27.12.2022 21:34:36] Haystack: Is that all you wanted?
[27.12.2022 21:34:44] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: Yes. You may go now.
[27.12.2022 21:34:53] Haystack: Mhm. Take care.
[27.12.2022 21:35:06] LH~Buffalo.Raider: Drake: I will look forward to our next meeting.
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