Ladies and gentlemen, I am thrilled to accept this application from Captain Lemon Squeezy. We were quite impressed with the experience listed on their resume, including their entrepreneurial skills in starting a lemonade stand and eventually owning a Liberty Dreadnought.
But let's not forget their creativity and humor, as evidenced by their plot twist of being an undercover Wild and the discovery of various cocktails of alcohols and lemonade, including the infamous Lemoniskys.
We appreciate their honesty in admitting to being a little bit drunk during the application process, but fear not, Captain Lemon Squeezy, your secrets are safe with us.
So without further ado, we welcome Captain Lemon Squeezy to the lemon squad... lemon fleet... or whatever it is we're calling it. We can't wait to see what kind of shenanigans and lemon-based concoctions they bring to the team. Congratulations! You have earned the
