The 'lancer with Mouth (of Gold)

[Wilder]

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ID: Lorcan
Subject: Station
Orgin: Ames Research Station, Kepler
Connection: Dark Matter Detected

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So a random observation: People around here are hilarious.

I decided I'd come back to Liberty and look around for shits and giggles. Found nothing. Boooooring.

Decided I'd head up to Kusari and see if I could find any of them geisha girls. You know, the ones in the asian clothing or what not? Headed through Kepler and came across an Order operative picking a fight with a Freelancer outside the Zoner station while a Zoner did nothing. Whatever, not any of my business. I excused myself and headed to Shikoku where I passed a fellow Freelancer after a lane disruption.

Lorcan: What's up my fellow 'lancer?
Yukiko.Murasaki: Hmph.
Lorcan: Hah.
Lorcan: Be that way.

After that touching encounter, I passed another ship, this time a GMG transport with strobing fucking lights on the hull. He didn't answer me though. Made me a bit sad, I wanted to see if he had a rave going on and whether or not I could join.

Lorcan: Holy shit, gonna have a seizure from them lights.
Lorcan: You have a rave going on in there or something?
<Silence as the ship flies away>
Lorcan: Good talk.

I decided I'd cloak the rest of the way through Kusari to be able to slip under the radar. Saw a Rogue named "Big Box" on my way which made me laugh outloud. All I could think of was "Big Pussy". The cloak overheated before I found a station named Ikarus with a scientist flying around outside and proceeded to die laughing again. They're scientists and couldn't even spell Icarus right! Remind me not to ask them for any scientific help.

After that I flew back through Coronado and back to Kepler. Ran into another Freelancer and tried being jovial.

Lorcan: What's up Caliban my man?
Caliban: And you are?
Lorcan: Just a fellow 'lancer.
Caliban: Right.

He flew away without another word. Is everyone on their period today or something? Hah. It's the "rEd WaVe".

No idea why I'm back here at Kepler, maybe I wanted to see what real scientists that can spell correctly can do. I dunno. Whatever.

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