(06-25-2023, 07:58 PM)Emperor Tekagi Wrote: First Disco War:tm:
Austria-Hungary gets ganked by Montenegro for enjoying PvP a tad too much, angered by witnessing another gank, the Czechoslovakia declares war upon themselves and implodes within moments. Confused by the situation, the United States, Russia and France declare an alliance to conquer Belgium. Being a witty powertrader, Belgium drops their cargo hold full of french fries and destroys it in front of the three. The United States are devastated and ascend to total madness, subsequently causing them to surrender to Serbia, whilst France and Russia decided to only spawn camp Belgium from now on. At the same time Serbia wanted to stage a coup in Italy but accidentally send the announcement to Germany, who then sent the details about the coup to Luxembourg, where the lead devs reside. Through the power given to them by devs, Japan .beams to the United Serbian territories of America and hands them over to Greece so Greece has the means to repay their debt to Germany.
At the sidelines of all, the Ottoman Empire was playing Battleship chess with Romania, neither using their own but the United Kingdom's ships because SRPs are simply better.
Wrong, Ottoman Empire puts a battleship on land and rams it to Romanian shipyards.
