>>: Aspen

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From: ERROR: Origin Unknown - Dr. Aspen Harlow

Subject: Funny Guy

Encryption Strength: Impossible

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A real barrel of laughs, is it? So glad to hear you're enjoying yourself. Ecstatic. Thrilled.

Slap 'em around as much as you want if it means showing them how badly they screwed up.

But no, we won't let anyone die or fry because of an aluminum tube.

If you wanted to hear about the theoreticals, you could always ask your pal to skip this "bring me her head" stuff and then we could chat like adults.

Already know how that would go.

--Dr. Aspen Harlow
Exploration, SLRC

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