saronsen summary of 5.0

[Greylock]

Logged my LibCarrier in conn, flew around for .03 seconds and am now making a catalog of every ship I own so I can just sell all of them.

Mind you, I predicted long ago that this patch would be absolute dogwater for caps because a certain individual was practically jizzing over it because their custom srp ship was going to be added and be super cool and good.

Well, not specifically because of that. More that I knew what it was going to look like as soon as the cruiser rework hit, turning them into a bastardized version of world of warships, as previously mentioned by Saro. WoWs works because everything is on a single plane and the game was solely designed to work that way. Freelancer was never designed for caps to be usable, this is true. But taking what is, admittedly a flawed system, one that everyone has been familiar with, and for the most part have been enjoying for over a decade and turning it into an unplayable mess because you got shat on one too many times and you're now in a position of power to ruin everyone else's day is pretty cringe, dawg.

Bring back old caps, bring back jumptrading and bring back my goddamn buttcloaking.

Also what the fuck did you do to my sledges?

Based on the .5 seconds I logged onto my snub, it appears to have just been tweaked and made a bit better. Coincidence? I think not.

Revert the cap changes, including the cruiser rework, don't fully revert the bomber rework because they were a bit too good.

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