From: Sirius Entsorgung | To: OPEN CHANNEL (Systems Specified)

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SENDER: Sirius Entsorgung
RECIPIENTS: OPEN CHANNEL
LOCATION: Wichter Station, Sigma-15; Wuppertal Refinery, Cologne; Belvedere Refinery, New London
SUBJECT: Cleaning up Sirius the right way!

The camera pans across a warehouse full of green, glowing goop, while eerie music plays. In the distance, there is a faint light from an office overseeing the disaster. A slightly overweight man in overalls, with sweat and stain streaks and a five-o'clock shadow stares mournfully at his communicator. He mumbles "No... the boss will have my head for this... whatever will I do!" Suddenly, the man spots a flyer, half hidden by anti-union propaganda on the office pegboard, and the music turns into corporate jazz. The colors are bright green and grey. "Of course!" the man shouts, grabbing the flyer, and scanning the text with a fake smile plastered on his face as he makes a call.

The narrator's voice is gravelly, with a hint of accent. He says, "When your refining process encounters an unforeseen disruption, only safety precautions can help you stay operational. But if the error has already been made, you still have one option left." The scene shows a competent team in environmental suits, operating a loader and cleaning out the last of the previously seen warehouse, with the foreman beaming in the background. The logos on their breast pockets display a recycling symbol, all in green. "Our waste disposal experts will turn your worst industrial nightmare into just another day on the job. With only a single call, an experienced team will be dispatched to the site of the accident, with our competent transportation crews soon to follow." The camera pans to a station window, which shows a brick-like shape performing a breaking burn towards a mooring structure.

The camera zooms in on the clean-up team leader, who exits the warehouse airlock onto the observation deck, and takes off his helmet. He looks like a stereotype of an old-time mechanic. Looking straight at the camera, he says "Sirius Entsorgung: our plan - keeping Sirius shpick and shpan!"

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