Kaiserliche Polizei Rheinland Message Dump

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Kaiserreichspolizei Rheinland
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Ulm Border Station

PRIORITY: Medium
ENCRYPTION: Medium
IDENTIFICATION: Oberrätin Renate Bommel
SOURCE: Ulm Border Station, Stuttgart System
SUBJECT: Alster criminals

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Sehr geehrtes Oberkommando,

ze situation on Alster intensifies. A few weeks ago ze Rheinland Polizei had done, along wiz ze Rheinwehr, a transport of criminal Alster personal from Hamburg to Mecklenburg in Lüneburg. Alzough ze transport was successful, it drew attention of ze Unioner movement. Some of us believe, it was a mistake to use a big convoy for transfering zese criminals. We decided to go zis time a more discrete way.

Ze kaiserliches Versorgungsschiff Wittelsbach were armed wiz some of ze best trained prison guards Mecklenburg has to offer and has taken more criminals zan last time to Mecklenburg. But as always somezing happened on ze way to Lüneburg. Zis time ze Wittelsbach encounters two smuggler near Essen. Ze DSE - John.Concordia and ze Universal - Evergiven were transporting (low grade) artifacts. Ze energetic commander of ze Wittelsbach considered ze artifacts, alzough ze two Libertonians said zey were fake, as contraband. As you know rheinland law is very strict when it comes to artifact smuggling. After some discussion zey paid zeir fine, however zey refused to drop ze illegal cargo. After a short moment of inattention ze Libertonians docked at ze lane and fled into ze border direction. After chasing zem zrough half of ze system, ze Wittelsbach`s crew decided to cancel ze pursuit. Ze Libertonians are to be considered as fled.

Wizout furzer distractions, ze Wittelsbach successfully reached Mecklenburg and more criminals of Alster will rot in prison.

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First criminal transport from Alster

Artifact smugglers

[26.10.2023 21:36:38] Evergiven: Greetings officer
[26.10.2023 21:36:52] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Guten Abend
[26.10.2023 21:36:58] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Where are you heading to?
[26.10.2023 21:37:04] Evergiven: Vee gets
[26.10.2023 21:37:18] Evergiven: We are going to New York, officer
[26.10.2023 21:37:27] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: I'm sure you're aware of the laws of Rheinland?
[26.10.2023 21:37:39] Evergiven: Ich bin zer blot
[26.10.2023 21:38:01] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Artifacts of any sorts are considered illegal within Rheinland
[26.10.2023 21:38:19] Evergiven: Oh, i was not aware of that
[26.10.2023 21:38:28] Evergiven: We thought that because they are low grade, it's alright
[26.10.2023 21:38:33] Evergiven: They are not veritable
[26.10.2023 21:38:39] Evergiven: They are essentially, fake
[26.10.2023 21:38:47] Evergiven: Bottom of the barrel stuff
[26.10.2023 21:38:49] Evergiven: Junk
[26.10.2023 21:38:51] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Counterfeit is even worse.
[26.10.2023 21:39:00] Evergiven: How is it worse, officer?
[26.10.2023 21:39:06] Evergiven: They are pseudo-artifacts
[26.10.2023 21:39:10] Evergiven: Not actually artifacts
[26.10.2023 21:39:14] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Because it attracts shady buyers
[26.10.2023 21:39:15] Evergiven: Like fake meat
[26.10.2023 21:39:23] John.Concordia: its just oregano powder
[26.10.2023 21:39:40] Evergiven: I mean, officer, would you arrest me too if I hauled Synth Paste?
[26.10.2023 21:39:48] Evergiven: It's essentially fake food
[26.10.2023 21:39:58] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: is synth paste illegal in rheinland?
[26.10.2023 21:40:03] Evergiven: Is it?
[26.10.2023 21:40:06] Evergiven: I don't think so, officer
[26.10.2023 21:40:19] Evergiven: It's approved by the Fuhrer
[26.10.2023 21:40:20] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Stuttgart is a large producer of synth paste, so no.
[26.10.2023 21:40:58] Evergiven: Indeed, my records show Synth Paste is legal
[26.10.2023 21:41:02] Evergiven: So why are low-grade artifacts?
[26.10.2023 21:41:07] Evergiven: The manifest doesn't tell me that
[26.10.2023 21:41:17] Evergiven: Also, we chose the long way
[26.10.2023 21:41:22] Evergiven: We could've chosen Kusari
[26.10.2023 21:41:33] Evergiven: But we decided to enjoy Rheinland's views
[26.10.2023 21:41:38] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Article 2 paragraph 2.2 says artifacts of any sorts.
[26.10.2023 21:41:57] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: So you broke the law, I'll levy the fine.
[26.10.2023 21:42:01] Evergiven: Indeed, however, these aren't real artifacts
[26.10.2023 21:42:17] Evergiven: Officer, please
[26.10.2023 21:42:18] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: any sorts includes "fake artifacts"
[26.10.2023 21:42:34] Evergiven: If i transported sex dolls would you fine me for human trafficking
[26.10.2023 21:42:37] John.Concordia: fake=not really that
[26.10.2023 21:43:00] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: The fines would be 50.000sc for the Evergiven and 22.000sc for the DSE vessel.
[26.10.2023 21:44:12] Evergiven: Thank you Officer
[26.10.2023 21:44:12] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: You may send a complain to the rheinland government.
[26.10.2023 21:44:16] Evergiven: I will.
[26.10.2023 21:44:19] Evergiven: This is outrageous
[26.10.2023 21:44:24] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: What do you do?
[26.10.2023 21:44:29] Evergiven: What do you mean
[26.10.2023 21:44:49] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: I said they are illegal, you've to drop them additionally to your fine.
[26.10.2023 21:44:56] Evergiven: Ohhhhh
[26.10.2023 21:45:01] Evergiven: That's not very nice
[26.10.2023 21:45:07] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Thats rheinland.
[26.10.2023 21:45:11] Evergiven: I hate Rheinland
[26.10.2023 21:45:15] Evergiven: I am never crossing here again
[26.10.2023 21:45:53] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Do I really have to pursuit you?
[26.10.2023 21:46:06] Evergiven: yes
[26.10.2023 21:46:24] Evergiven[$32] exited jumpgate at Hamburg E-8
[26.10.2023 21:46:28] John.Concordia[$22] exited jumpgate at Hamburg E-8
[26.10.2023 21:46:53] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach[$15] exited jumpgate at Hamburg E-8
[26.10.2023 21:47:32] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: Damn, we left Alster without Cruise disruptors...
[26.10.2023 21:47:45] Evergiven: Bad day to be a cop eh
[26.10.2023 21:48:39] Evergiven: Silly officer
[26.10.2023 21:48:44] Evergiven: But thank you for the escort?
[26.10.2023 21:48:48] John.Concordia: u
[26.10.2023 21:49:02] John.Concordia: uncle Adolph is frowning
[26.10.2023 21:49:27] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: What do you think will happen if you left rheinland with your cargo intact?
[26.10.2023 21:49:36] Evergiven: Uhh i would escape Rheinland ?
[26.10.2023 21:49:54] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: And a bounty on your head will be issued
[26.10.2023 21:49:55] Evergiven: I'll take my chances with the pirates
[26.10.2023 21:50:01] John.Concordia: the lands of the Rhein are not very nice
[26.10.2023 21:50:16] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: You broke the law - you are the bad person
[26.10.2023 21:50:20] John.Concordia: hasslin us even after we bribed u
[26.10.2023 21:50:24] Evergiven: I am an alive person
[26.10.2023 21:50:32] Evergiven: We be husslin'
[26.10.2023 21:50:34] Evergiven: Bronx NY
[26.10.2023 21:50:37] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: You didn't bribe me, you paid your fine.
[26.10.2023 21:50:41] Evergiven: Nono
[26.10.2023 21:50:46] Evergiven: I explicilty recall
[26.10.2023 21:50:47] John.Concordia: tell it to da judge
[26.10.2023 21:50:49] Evergiven: It was a bribe
[26.10.2023 21:51:17] KPR|KVS-Wittelsbach: It was exactly the sum which the laws asked

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NET Records

[26.10.2023 21:32:14] John.Concordia[$22] exited jumpgate at Frankfurt D-2
[26.10.2023 21:32:22] /showscan$ 22
[26.10.2023 21:32:22] Borderworld Freighter Powerplant,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Sentinel CM Dropper,Sentinel CM Flare,Low-Grade Artifacts
[26.10.2023 21:33:45] Evergiven[$32] entered tradelane at Frankfurt C-6
[26.10.2023 21:33:46] /showscan$ 32
[26.10.2023 21:33:46] Borderworld Freighter Powerplant,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Liberty Transport Turret,Silencer CM Flare,Low-Grade Artifacts

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Oberrätin Renate Bommel

Kaiserreichspolizei

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Renate Bommel

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