"Space Widow's Lament"

[Fellow Hoodlum]

In a recording studio somewhere in ......

Ah ... The accommodations there are of the highest quality ... I know, I've layed me hat
down already. Breakfast is a sight to behold. And a wonder I can eat it. Err ... did that
sound ok. Sorry not good at these advert things.
The best Guinness in all of Newcasle is served in the lovely surroundings of the Belfast
Tower ... How am I doing here. still sound convincing. Look, don't you think you ought to
get a real celeb to do the commercial ... No really, I mean it. Just not my bag you know.
Crap at this.
Hopes Haven ... Every Pirates port in a storm ... Look I'm sorry I can't say that. Thats
just crap. Who the hell wrote this. My reps on the line here, what little there is left.
Sorry a years free drinking is not worth the grief I'll get for this. I'm a bloody Outcast
I'll have you know ... I've killed people for less than this. The 'kin scriptwriters next on
me list now ... Do it for free ...
Hopes Haven ... Opening soon. Franchises available.

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