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COMM ID: Jack 'Sidewinder' Tar
LOCATION: Ouray Base, Colorado
SUBJECT: Learnin' from Mr. Greerson
Now I knows dat I finally gots me the hang o' usin' this ol' heap o' junk, and it ain't gunna be makin' no more funny noises now. Dem tech boys must be awful proud o' me right 'bout now. *laughs*
Now in da past few week I been gettin' awful tired o' everyone callin' me stooopid, so I though I'd gets me learned in what it be t' be a Xeno. I put in a call t' Mr. Greerson, an asked him t'be a-teachin' me 'bout why we's a doin' this, an' he only dun gone an' opened ma eyes to how bad thin's really be. It weren't jus' ma folk's farm dat dun gone now, everywhere in liberty dere be da same problem, and true libertonian peoples is gettin oppressed (he taught me dat word an' all) by da government and especialy da LPI. Now he tells me dat when dat government privitised dat ol' pooolice force, dat was when thin's started t'get really bad for da common man like me.
Now dis only dun gone made me mad see... An' that next I jumped in ma Crow and I gun off on ma own t'see what I could do fer da xeno cause. I went and torped me a liberator (and dem things be hard to hit), then afterwards I dun go down to the bar on ouray an started talkin' 'bout how we was bein' oppressed, now everybody dere agreed wid me, but dem thought I was speakin' it good. Mr Chambers even dun said dat I dun well, an' he gun sayin' he been waitin fer me to learn me some stuff like dat, cus he been wantin' t' give me a promotion. He even said dat da men respects me, cus I be a bit o' an' ol' timer in da xeno movement.
Two days later he only gon' put me in charge o' the serpentis wing as wing leader. Now I was mighty honored, but he said dat if I proved masel' dere was more t'come.
Now dis' dun got me confused but I jus' got on wid ma new job, and boy wuz it hard at firs'. We Xeeners be a stubborn bunch, and dem boy dat I commanded didn' do much listin' at firs', so I got shoutin' at dem an' dem soon fell inta line. Now dem dus what I says and when I says it. I'm proud of ma boys, bless 'em dem got hearts o' gold dem has.
Anyways, I be waiting fer Mr. Chambers right 'bout now cus he be tellin' me got sum news fer me.
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