...neural.uplink detected...
...starting encryption...
...establishing connection...
identified: Lazurith transmission point of origin: N/A currently connected to: disconnectedrelay ⚠ New AUG-O-LE00 connection registered.
Transmitting visual data to implant.
...TRANSLATING DATA...
Hey.
I am alive and well. Kind of, my chest got a little bit of a glow-up since last time. No, I'm not talking about boobs, I only have a few more tubes crammed inside me now. Because my ticker apparently kind of went wild for a little bit due to "incomprehensible forces from outer spheres", so now I have to take these assimilation pills to make my body accept said tubes so that there's no internal augmentation bodily rejection, which in turn forces me to pop painkillers like they are candy. Go figure.
...Witty remarks aside, I don't even know what the fuck happened the other night. I remember waking up in a very, very dark clinic, and now I'm being told I went a little psycho. But hey, that's just another brush with death for me. You know... I should probably seriously consider not doing anything crazy anymore. Next time something stupid happens to me might just be the time I'll draw my last breath.
As for you... I've been told some very strange things about you. Did you really try to kill me while I was knocked out? I can't believe I'm asking this, please tell me it's just another paranoid, schizophrenic lie.
...transmission complete
...terminating stream
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