Jim Cargan: Prospector, Weekend Smuggler

[Artifacticals]

There once was a man named Jim
for whom times had become slim.
Scrap metal he would mine
until the end of the line,
yet his prospects seemed a little less dim.

Novi Plant was a pirate’s nest
whose disguise was simply the best.
Cryer figureheads would reign
and from the skies credits would rain
but for Jim it meant no rest.

Military Salvage was carried in his hold
to Novi, counted out and sold.
This field was packed with loot
to which Jim’s Ragnar would scoot
and it was worth its weight in gold.

Jim’s quota he must fill
or Slick Jackson, he will
stop having his fuel comped
his bottom line will be chomped
From paying that massive bill.

Jim is a Novi VIP
Whose task is a WIP
His salvage and scrap
Is a load of bullcrap
But he at least gets Cryer TP