Jim Cargan: Prospector, Weekend Smuggler

[Artifacticals]

The police had brought down the hammer
and Jim had ended up in the slammer.
For him, crime did not pay
At least, not today
Thankfully he was a good planner

His stunt had landed him in jail
with no bribery he could avail
The law had become clean
corrupt lawfuls unseen
Thankfully he could make bail.

Derrial was a damn fool
with whom Jim was losing his cool.
His projects had stopped
Jim's head he had bopped
And he was acting such the tool.

Jim's luck was nearing rock bottom
as law enforcement crowed "ha gottem"
Novi Plant had slowed down
and Jim was the clown
But he narrowly dodged Houston

The Detroit Field called to Jim
whose scrap mining had cursed him
to the fields forever
for salvage whenever
he got a call from Tim.