To: Hilda Weingarten | From: Rheinland Polizei

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Kaiserreichspolizei Rheinland
Encrypted Video Transmission

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Brandenburg Border Station

PRIORITY: Medium
ENCRYPTION: High
IDENTIFICATION: Oberrätin Renate Bommel
SOURCE: Brandenburg Border Station, New-Berlin System
SUBJECT: Re: Your Birthday Meal.

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Hallo Hilda,

in all ze years I'm working for ze Rheinland Polizei I have never personally seen one of zis treehuggers wizin our house.
But let me calm you down: No citizien of Rheinland has to be afraid, while in home space.
Ze Rheinland Polizei has, by law, strict orders to zrow zem out from ze space of ze empire. On refusal we will clarify zis by forceful removal of zeir presence.

Zat beeing said, I already have taken ze necessary measures to not expose you an unneeded danger. Ze wildlifes will be shipped to ze Eupen Handelsplatz in New-Berlin. I entrust ze delivery company enough to not attract unwanted attention.
Ze wildlife is alive and ze company got strict order to treat zem like a monarch to lower zeir stress.
(I'm sure you know ze chewy meat of stressed animals.)

Ze birzday party starts tomorrow and will last for a week on New-Berlin. Around 5.000 people promised to be zere, but some invitations are still unanswered.
Ze delivery is currently not received completely, but I zink hope zey'll make it in time.

It's a shame zat you have never prepared ze meat before. See it as an opportunity to gain new experiences.
Speaking of experiences, I brought you yesterday some test subjects to Planet Baden Baden, as well as some supplements like caviar, Fugu and fresh vegetables.
Use zem train your workers or perform your kitchen magic regarding ze creativity. I entrust your experience.

One last zing: Do not zrow ze bones of ze creatures away. I heard you can make an aphrodisiac out of it and zis might spice zings up.

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Oberrätin Renate Bommel

Kaiserreichspolizei

Mit freundlichen Grüßen,

Renate Bommel

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